How NOT to respond to high gas prices

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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How NOT to respond to high gas prices: News link

  1. Set fire to two gas stations using fire place logs

  2. Set fire to a Starbucks (!?) using a fire place log

  3. Go eat at a fast food restaurant with eight of your remaining fire place logs

“[S]he woke up that morning wanting to do something about high gas prices. Police said they don’t know why Craig targeted the Starbucks.”

:rolleyes:

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Police said they don’t know why Craig targeted the Starbucks."
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Perhaps she sees the price/volume of petrol approaching that of cappuccino, and thus has conflated the two.

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“[S]he woke up that morning wanting to do something about high gas prices. Police said they don’t know why Craig targeted the Starbucks.”
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I’m going to use “She is barking insane” as my working theory.

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“She is barking insane” as my working theory.
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I believe that to be a sound hypothesis.

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Well she was setting the fires in the bathrooms and Starbucks is kind of known for having public bathrooms.

I wonder if she was going to torch Micky D’s on her way out.

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They are also concerned that if she tells them why, it may hurt their brains.

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Perhaps she sees the price/volume of petrol approaching that of cappuccino, and thus has conflated the two.
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Who here hasn’t, at one time or another, wanted to set fire to Starbucks? if only to get the Uber Yuppie ahead of me ordering a Decaffachinno Frappa Chappa Dappa Mulatto with a shot of decaf expresso and Sprinkles to just leave in a hasty way.