Without provocation, that is.
Here’s the story: my best friend, D has some sort of injury to his toe that he swears is a spider bite (before anyone asks: no, he didn’t see the spider or feel the bite… he believes that it happened as he slept, peacefully drooling onto his pillow.). This injury has been bothering him for about a month now, and is only slowly getting better. Externally, this injury is circular, about a half-inch in diameter, has a raised white-colored center, and a reddened ring around the perimeter. Internally (so he says; I’m not gonna go groping this guy’s toes without gloves! Eww!) there is a hardened cyst-like core that is painful when squeezed.
D says that when he squeezes or puts pressure on this injury, he can “feel the neurotoxins” working into his bloodstream. Make of that what you will…
Yeah, I know. It sounds like a zit… but it is not. After a month or so the outward appearance of this injury has not changed, and there is no visible sign of tissue necrosis (as you would expect from, say, a brown recluse bite). D did see his primary care physician a couple of weeks ago, who basically said, “Huh. Leave it alone and let it heal.” with no stated opinion as to cause.
Keep in mind here that D is highly educated, and currently works in bio-tech as an AIDS researcher (he gets to play with stuff like liquid nitrogen and electron microscopes regularly, curse him!), so while he is not a doctor, he is not entirely ignorant on medical matters.
As I said, D is certain that this is a spider bite. It may well be a spider bite for all I know, but it seems to me that it could have been caused by a bite from an insect of some type, a splinter (or other foreign object) that somehow got into his toe undetected and has yet to be ejected through phagocytosis, or any number of other things. Thus arises our dispute, and the reason for this thread: how often DO spiders bite people?
A little history may be in order to help you understand my cynicism: D and another friend of ours lived together a few years ago. Very frequently they would both complain of “spider bites” that they had gotten while asleep. To the best of my knowledge, I have never been bitten by a spider unless I provoked her first (once, I was hassling a mother wolf spider who had all of her little baby spiders on her back… I got my finger too close trying to see how tightly the babies could cling on, and the results were rather painful, if predictable :smack: ). After hearing D and our mutual friend repeatedly (and often!) complaining of “spider bites,” I came to the conclusion that they were both assigning blame for every little insect bite, blemish, zit, ingrown hair, etc. on our poor arachnid cousins.
Now, to the best of my knowledge, there are no spiders that regularly feed on humans (or are there? I’m pretty sure there aren’t…). I could see how a spider might bite you if it was in your bed and you began to roll over onto it or something…
So help me out Dopers! How often do spiders actually bite people unprovoked? Are spiders actually biting D and our mutual friend as often as they seem to think, or are they fooling theirselves? If spiders ARE actually munching on my friends, why aren’t these spiders biting me as well? Do I offend??