How often do you drop a plop at work?

[BobLibDem]

@Mean_Mr.Mustard

I pretty much do.

Monday. 5:00: bowel movement. 5:15: shower
Tuesday. 5:00: bowel movement. 5:15: shower
etc.
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Are you really that regular? Suppose you took a second dump at 8:00- would that warrant a second shower?

[Ashtura]

@Mean_Mr.Mustard

My policy is to do as much of my business as possible at my home base. I probably do a sit-down at work maybe once a quarter, if that.

Others, though - and I couldn’t help but notice - do the deed daily. It’s part of their routine.

(not interested in I-work-at-home responses)
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I don’t know why I’m answering this, but whenever I feel the urge. I won’t hold it in just to wait till I can get home. That said, I WFH 3 days a week, but I’m pretty regular at feeling the urge between breakfast and lunch. The two days a week I work is 1.3 hours away, so I’m definitely not going to chance it if there’s even the slightest urge. Much better to go at work than some McDonalds on the way home.

[Grumbacher_Red]

@gigi

You know, the plops are louder if you make them from an elevated position. :eek:

I get the “have to go, NOW” when walking store aisles too. I feel like George Costanza – I know where every store’s bathroom is and how reliable the flushes are. :o

Jerry: Anywhere in the city?
George: Anywhere in the city - I’ll tell you the best public toilet.
Jerry: Okay Fifty-fourth and Sixth?
George: Sperry Rand Building. 14th floor, Morgan Apparel. Mention my name - she’ll give you the key.
Jerry: Alright Sixty-fifth and Tenth.
George: (Scoffs) Are you kidding? Lincoln Center. Alice Tully Hall, the Met. Magnificent facilities.

Oh dear, I did word that badly, didn’t I? :smack:

And yeah, some days your errand running can turn into a tour of the retail toilets.

[Grumbacher_Red]

@Ashtura

I don’t know why I’m answering this, but whenever I feel the urge. I won’t hold it in just to wait till I can get home. That said, I WFH 3 days a week, but I’m pretty regular at feeling the urge between breakfast and lunch. The two days a week I work is 1.3 hours away, so I’m definitely not going to chance it if there’s even the slightest urge. Much better to go at work than some McDonalds on the way home.

My bowel has bad timing, it is not in snyc with my life at all! I don’t go more than once, maybe twice a day, but usually I feel like the obnoxious redhead girl in the nude body stocking suit in following me around because I won’t poo all day, then at the worst possible moment, there it is. But I don’t have IBS, thankfully.

I live 2.5 hours away from my office and thankfully I only have to go in 1 day a week when I am not traveling, but still, sometimes the need arises. I know where the best places are, for sure! I am always very pleased with myself when I am able to make that run with no stops either way, not even to pee.

And yes, I have pooped on a plane. Sadly.

[StusBlues]

Pretty much daily - making room for lunch and all that.

The ettiquette used to be that one would adjourn to a less frequently used commode for such things (e.g., the basement), but this appears to have been phased out in recent years.

[Greathouse]

1 - 4 times a day.

[Mean_Mr.Mustard]

@BobLibDem

Are you really that regular? Suppose you took a second dump at 8:00- would that warrant a second shower?

For the most part, yes.

To answer your question, though, if there were an encore on a given day, no second shower.
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[gigi]

@Grumbacher_Red

but usually I feel like the obnoxious redhead girl in the nude body stocking suit in following me around

I always have mixed feelings about the actors in roles like that. On the one hand, she’s probably ecstatic to have a paying gig with multiple commercials. OTOH, she’s the IBS intestinal tract mascot.

[Serenata67]

@USCDiver

I like to consider how much I make on a per minute basis while taking a crap at work. Why do it at home when I can get paid do to it at work?

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That’s why I poop on the company time.
I don’t make a habit of it or anything (like I know some people wait until they get to work to dump out just to get paid for that time), but I’d say a 2-3 times a week. Sometimes my morning coffee hits me a half hour into the work day and I just gotta let it loose. Sometimes my lunch doesn’t sit well with me and I’ve gotta make some room.