That’s between me and my physician. Lets just say regularly.
About half the time I use the facilities. Numerous times a day.
Eww.
I really don’t wanna know what you do for a living.
I’ve never kept score; when it happens, it happens. This is a very strange question raised by the OP.
I don’t know about the rest of you, but I don’t take a shit-I leave a shit.
::shifty eyes:: Why do you want to know?
I shit at 5 AM, daily. Problem is, I don’t wake up until 5:30.
A lot more than once a day. Maybe five times on a typcial day. I’ve had digestive issues all my life.
A little less than once a day. It’s almost always in the morning and it’s almost every day but about once a week my bowels seem to take the day off for whatever reason.
Who does No. 2 work for?!
It tends to vary with me.
If I have to go #2 at work or school, I go very quickly, and often not all of it gets out, so I “finish” it later on in the day at home.
I feel like I know you a lil better now.
Show that turd who’s Boss!
Incidentally, why is #2 called a bowel movement, but #1 isn’t called a bladder movement?
(Didn’t know whether this was quite on-topic. Am I threadshitting? 
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Void your bowels and move your bladder?
Past Sheldon: This is the bathroom. Are you fairly regular?
Past Leonard: Uh, I guess.
Past Sheldon: This isn’t going to work if you’re guessing. When do you evacuate your bowels?
Past Leonard: When I have to.
Past Sheldon: When you have to? I’m sorry, I don’t rent to hippies.
That’s a good one – I’ve grown to love that show more and more.
Yes, once a day, about 6 hours after eating either pasta or white bread, or about 10-11 hours after eating rice or whole-grain foods.
Five or six times in quick succession when having eaten split peas (but not other beans, including lentils, which have similar fiber content, for some reason). Yes, there have been accidents. I use split peas in very controlled circumstances.
I don’t agree that eating quick fast food leads universally, as implied above, to constipation (which I define as 24+ hours between bowel evacuations) – habituation to whole-grain foods and foods higher in fiber means, for me, that the route to the bathroom is shortened and made more urgent on consumption of those “other” victuals. And made more unpleasant and especially more odiferous.