How often do you wank?

51% normal. How I wish I were 69! :slight_smile:

Just remember the Perl programmer axiom: there’s more than one way to do it. Some six-minute workout techniques don’t involve using friction.

Wow, I’ve used Perl and masturbating in the same context. This gives me feelings that are new and uncomfortable.

-k

I have cousins that I see 2/3 times per lifetime, but I would NEVER fantasize about them. They’re related to me! Personally, I just find it, well… icky.