I am now 16443 days, 8 hours, 4 minutes and 0 seconds old. I can’t get the death clock link to work for me though.
According to the “Useless Facts” anniversary calculator, I hit 3 billion seconds in Nov 2064… stick around, we’ll have a party. I got my 10,000th day right, though, back in 1992 - makes a man quietly proud.
It appears they use Greenwich Mean Time on that calculator so I had to adjust my birth minute to get a more accurate reading, but still… 11832 days ain’t so bad.
Using the personal death clock it figures I have 1,078,578,300 seconds left to live and my projected date of death is June 1, 2036.
Times’s a wasting!
I’ve been around for 1,122,088,320 seconds and I’ve got until 6/15/2040: 1,206,016,797 seconds.
…and I’m gettin’ that damn death clock OFF my screen.
Oh yes, if I go by the sadistic estimate, I’ve got just over a year to live. Now there’s a lovely thought to go to bed with…
I am 16,427 days old, and I feel every minute of it.
The Death Clock says I will pop my clogs on June 6, 2020 (at the age of 63). Too damn old, I’ll be quite ready in another four or five years, thanks.
Leave it to the Death Clock to freak you out. My projected date of death at “Normal” is May 21, 2047…which already would be a significant day, as my mom was born on May 21, 1947.
I am 10502 days, 13 hours, 58 minutes and 15 seconds.
Now I feel like such a youngun’
I’ve got a date with St. Peter for Friday, September 6, 2052.
Geez, won’t even let me enjoy the weekend.
9877 days, 21 hours, 13 minutes and 0 seconds
As if turning 27 a couple weeks back wasn’t enough, this makes me feel completely old.
I refuse to do the death clock. I’d hate to ruin the surprise.
I’ve been alive 9852 days, 17 hours, 33 minutes and 0 seconds. I’m due to expire at the ripe old age of 79 on June 17, 2054. 27 down… 52 to go.
It is 11654 days, 16 hours, 37 minutes and 17 seconds between those dates
Or 1006965437 seconds or 16782757 minutes or 279712 hours
Looks like I’m closest to auntie em
Oh my gosh, does this mean I’ve masturbated over 10,000 times?
ROFLMAO 
I’m glad I wasn’t eating or drinking anything when I read this. I would’ve done a major spit-take.
I’m a real youngin’, at 4826 days, 15 hours, 28 minutes and 47 seconds old.
Death clock readings
normal- Wednesday, March 21, 2068 (67 years, at 80 years old)
pessimistic- Sunday, January 21, 2052 (50 years, at age 63)
sadistic- Tuesday, March 21, 2028 (26 years, at age 39)
optimistic- Friday, April 25, 2081 (79 years, at age 92)
Any way you look at it, I’ve got a while to go.
5587 days, 10 hours, 43 minutes and 19 seconds.
Hmmm… It seems like it’s been longer…
You know what is really freaky. Today is the pre-anniversary of my death and I did not even know: Wednesday, March 27, 2047. Gives me the chills. It is also a Wednesday. That is good because my funeral will be on a Saturday and all 3 people should be able to attend.
10,752 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes and 54 seconds
I actually had it in my mind a few years ago to have a 10,000 days old party, but I completely forgot until I was about 10,600.
damn.
But I do have roughly 2.3 billion seconds left to live. Or so.
Golly, I feel young. Only 6,202 days, 8 hours, 54 minutes and 42 seconds old.
Haha to all you over 10,000!!!
(Not really.)
16600 days exactly. And I feel it.
10428 days, 1 hour, 19 minutes and 31 seconds between those dates
Or 900983971 seconds or 15016399 minutes or 250273 hours.
I feel oooooold.
Right now, I am 12496 days, 0 hours, 57 minutes and 52 seconds old, old, old.
Oh no, I only have until Sunday, March 24, 2047. Now how many years will I be without Social Security?
Wait a second. I’m set to die three days before Shagnasty???
Does this mean he’ll be so distraught at my passing he won’t be able to go on? Sorry Shag, looks like it’ll only be 2 at your funeral.
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