Au contraire! It’s full on Sandeman Founder’s Reserve Porto. Not too expensive, but damn good stuff just the same.
Sure, here ya go my friend. But go slow, it sounds like you’re already in the tank and this stuff is easy to overdo. 
But seriously, happy birthday in advance. Here’s to ya!
I am 17.
336 days and I shall be 18. Then…then, I shall be free and the world will NEVAR be the same!
cue evil laugh