How old are you?

In My Humble Opinion
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I’m…ah… 53? no, wait a minute 52… no, let me calculate: I’m younger than brachyrhynchos…nononno, I was there when she was born so I’m older. 2000 minus 1948. Yup, I’m 52. Oh, it’s 2001 so I’m 53? no, my birthday isn’t until August 24th. Yup, I’m 52.

No, it’s not Altzheimer’s or old age. I just have a thing about remembering my age. I was never 26 but I was 27 twice for two years. I have an ongoing argument with Mr kiffa about our wedding anniversary date [we are usually both wrong according to my mom]… yeah, I’m rambling now.

102

grumble grumble

I just had my “Rolling Rock” birthday last November…which makes me…ummm, celebrating the 4th anniversary of my 29th birthday! And that’s all I’m admitting to…EVER!
(Oh sure everyone else gets a party for their 30th birthday…me, I go into “a midlife crisis” and have a girl child 2 weeks before!!!Oh joy and rapture of my life…I love ya to death but PUT SOME CLOTHES ON GIRL! No one wants to see THAT for another 15 years!)(Gee aren’t ya glad I’m not your mom now???)

103

We’re all going to leave this one alone.

Tasha, remember you have to use part of your head when you post. Stringing together random words a post does not make:)

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  1. Really, I am.
105

Do you know how hard it is to do forty bong hits at one sitting? (that’s a joke, carnivore).

I turn forty-one in April. Gone are the days where I measured birthdays by shots (nineteen shots of peppermint schnapps-woo hoo!!).

I’m still waiting for that magic moment when I feel like an adult.

106

I won’t be old enough to drink leagally 'till April 23 of this year.

107

Me too!

108

quote:

Originally posted by dustMagnate
I’m still waiting for that magic moment when I feel like an adult.

Me too!
[/quote]

I’m still waiting, and beginning to fear that the passage of time has little to do with it.

109

Then let’s not! Waddya say Spidey?

*I don wanna grow up
[sub]I don wanna grow up[/sub]

I don wanna go ta school
[sub]I don wanna go ta school[/sub]*

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25, but my friends have all started turning the 2 candle birthdays. You know, when your friends stop putting the actual number of candles on your cake and instead revert to the actual “number” candles. When we started doing it for my parents, by the time they both turned 50, the 4 in 49 looked more like a comma!

111

21 right now…22 if you read this on Thursday. I’m not really all that excited though because I’m all out of milestones and all birthdays mean now are being 1 year closer to death…yay :expressionless:

112

22, and my birthday is in april.

113

Hehe… I’m only 13.

114

I’ll be 23 on Bastille Day.

Think of it this way:

In another few years, you won’t have to run off to Canada when President Cheney declares war on Pakistan or something, because you won’t be eligable for the draft. Plus which, you car insurance premiums will go down.

115

I’m just about 17 years, 325 days, 20 hours and 51 minutes old.

I’m looking forward to 18 just a little. :smiley:

116

Dicianove.

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43, My birthday is March 20, 1957. I’m a Pisces.

I share a birthday with Mr. Fred Rogers, Hal Lindon, Carl Reiner. I’m not that happy about it.

Hell no I don’t feel old. I hardly ever wet my pant, I’ve got a lot of my own teeth and I can still remember my name and address, most of the time.