I teach in a mid-size (1150) high school in Texas in a large urban district.
Do you have individual desks set in rows?
One thing no one’s mentioned is that the student desks in the US today are generally NOT the ones you see on TV–the TV ones, made of wood with the little tiny writing surface off to the right, disappeared 20 or more years ago. These days desks are mostly plastic. The ones that are all one piece–writing surface and seat–have a much bigger writing surface that extends across the whole front of the desk. Some schools have plastic chairs and little plastic desks that are more like small tables.
My desks are in rows, but rows of three all facing in to a single aisle so that each row of three kids is facing another row of three kids. I can (and do) stand at either end of the center aisle and talk. Science teachers have 2-person tables. Some teachers have desks in groups, others rearrange them every day to fit the needs of that lecture. As classes get bigger, straight rows, IME, become more common, because they are the easiest way to keep the attention/monitor the behavior/physically fit large numbers of kids. We work in small groups a lot (2-3 days a week) and I just have the kids move their desks.
Do you have new students come up and introduce themselves if they arrive mid-semester?
No, but when we break into small groups I will introduce them to a group I think they will work well with (“This is Suzie from Indiana, do you all mind if she joins you today?”) and if I see anyone reaching out to the new kid/making friends, I privately compliment them about it later.
Are there a lot of classes where the teacher just stands up front and lectures? That kind of chalk ‘n’ talk is pretty unusual in the UK these days.
In my AP Economics class, I lecture almost everyday–but these are all bright 18 years olds and there is a lot of material to get through–not enough time for more gentle measures. I do try and draw them into the lectures and I let them make all the decisions that don’t really matter (ok, supply and demand of what? Suzie, you pick. Heroin? Ok, Heroin it is. What are some things that could shift the market demand for Heroin? Hello, Mr. Principal!) I use an overhead projector, not a chalkboard. I do not like power points because 1) I want them to see me writing out the graphs and copy them down themselves and 2) I like the give and take of audience reactions–powerpoints feel like presentations, not teaching. Before tests, especially the AP exam, I will often have small groups come in for tutoring and then we all sit around my big desk and they ask the questions and I answer.
In my AP English class, lecture is much less important–basically one “teachery” lecture per book to discuss the author and time period. And at the beginning of the year there is more straight lecturing about how to write AP essays–I’m basically teaching them a specialized vocabulary (in English, I joke I teach everything in 6 weeks and then review the rest of the year). Once the year is settled in, it’s about 10% lecture, 25% whole-class discussion, 40% small group work and 25% individual seat work (mostly in-class essays, though sometimes I have them work on something silently for 15 minutes, then discuss it in small groups for 20 min, then we all discuss it together for 15 min).
Does the class get up and start packing up when the bell rings, even if the teacher’s in mid-sentence? And, if so, does the teacher often plan their lessons so badly that they finish in the middle of a topic?
This varies by class and teacher. In econ, I generally lecture up until the bell but if I finish early I will stop and let them chit-chat. I think them knowing that I will stop if I have nothing else to say helps because they know I don’t just talk to hear the sound of my own voice. In English, we are usually either having a whole class discussion or small group work: if it’s the former, I expect them to all stay quiet until whoever is speaking finishes, and then I dismiss: if it’s small group work, they know where to turn it in as they leave. Kids who work quickly may be done already and packed up: kids who work more slowly (or who didn’t do the reading) may be scrambling a bit.
Can non-students often wander onto school grounds, like Seth Rogen does to his GF in Pineapple Express, or Oz does in Buffy before he rejoins the school?
Technically, no. In practice, it does happen, but you have to know enough to get in through a side door.
One other thing you didn’t ask:
The number one things TV gets wrong, IME, are class size and student load. Class size varies, of course, but many places it’s 30ish to a class–something that TV doesn’t show. More importantly, I think, though, is the fact that a teacher is usually responsible for 120-180 kids in a semester. TV always shows a teacher with one class. What is it like in the UK?
Another question about the UK: in one thread, I believe you said that if you teach “maths”, you said you teach different things every year? Why is that? Does everyone do that in the UK? Personally, I would find it very frustrating–the first few years I taught AP English, for example, it was brutal–I was working 70 hours a week choreographing a complex course. It was only worth it, frankly, because I felt like I was investing in something, building something. Plus, I learned from my mistakes each year (and I made so many at the beginning!) How does it work in the UK?