I don’t vote Liberal and I never have (I vote NDP but right now my riding has a Conservative MP) so let’s unpack this a little more. I accept at face value that this particular budget sucks. Not only in general but also in specific for me as a university student. Carney is cutting foreign students again. This means that my university (along with all the others), which is already deeply in debt because of the previous cuts to foreign students, will have to figure out how to make due with even less revenue. And to this point, the government’s response has basically been “too bad, you shouldn’t have relied on that golden goose.” (Aside: Alberta should take note of how quickly the federal government will say this to them when the last oil well dries up so I hope to hell they invest wisely because they will not be bailed out no matter how much they have contributed to the rest of Canada)
What could have been in that budget for me? Well, some student loan relief would have been nice. They could convert student loans into grants or they could increase the amount that I would be receiving in January. They could give my university the relatively tiny amount ($18 million, a rounding error in a federal budget) it needs so that it will not have to operate on austerity budgets from now until forever. I am also a disabled person so they could have increased RDSP contributions or they could update the rules around the Canada Disability Benefit so that I would actually qualify for it based on my situation now instead of what was on last year’s tax return. But none of this is in that budget. There’s really nothing in there for me. It’s great that Canada wants to spend a bunch on the military because that is long overdue but that doesn’t help me at all. They also mentioned wanting to do some infrastructure spending on hospitals. Well, Nanaimo definitely needs a new hospital but since we don’t have an actual plan for it yet, no money of any kind will flow for at least the next several years. After about ten years of this currently non-existent hospital plan passing several layers of bureaucracy we will maybe finally be able to start construction. Will this money still be around in ten years? I doubt it, I think we miss out on it entirely.
So yeah, this budget sucks. Gee, looks like I won’t be voting Liberal yet again! But on the other hand, I was never going to in the first place even if this budget built me a new hospital tomorrow, eliminated my student loan entirely and provided me a steady disability income. But having said that, I’m also not mad about the budget. Every single government ever is going to spend money in ways that every person will feel is unwise. No one ever has a perfect budget and no one ever will. I could be angry that for a single percent of what the government is going to spend on interest on the deficit, I could be set for life. But I don’t need to be mad about that, a vague, wistful sadness will suffice. Is that because I have been successfully distracted?
There is this weird line of thought that I encounter sometimes where people think that the government is constantly trying to distract people because if people could only think for themselves, they’d overthrow the government or some shit. It gets into sovereign citizen territory pretty fast from there and that holds no interest for me. While it is true that I was placed into the social contract without my consent, this is also true of everyone. And I certainly consent to it retroactively. I will pay taxes in exchange for society giving me sidewalks and police officers and safety regulations and food inspectors and all of that fun stuff. I think there are parts of it that could certainly be adjusted but I have never had the urge to burn it all down. I think people who do have that urge haven’t thought through how terrible anarchy would be. But I suppose those folks would look at me and think I’m distracted by shiny things which is absolutely true.
So let’s come back to this budget. I think it sucks. Does Carney care what I think? I doubt it. But for the sake of the hypothetical, let’s say he does. Is “palace intrigue” the answer to this? The shiny he’s dangling in front of me is that someone from the team I don’t like is going over to the other team I don’t like. I have no problem ignoring this when it’s the NHL, so why should Parliament be any different? And how is this a distraction when I can still read news stories about the budget and how much it sucks? I know you’re not a big fan of the CBC but when I look at their news website, one of the current front page headlines is “Let’s see how the federal budget compares to Liberal promises”. Linked from that story is another with the headline of “Canada’s top public servant says budget will result in 40,000 job cuts, programs terminated”. If CBC is supposed to have a bias towards the Liberals (one of the articles mentions that this budget “would explore the idea of strengthening CBC’s independence”) they are not doing a great job of it right now. Those headlines were only a single click away! What kind of distraction is that? I hear Katy Perry is dating Justin Trudeau right now. Give me some of that. I want to know if she wears those colorful latex dresses (either take my word for it or Google it yourself but she’s got bunch of them) on their dates. Now that’s a distraction.
So the distraction isn’t working on me. This budget still sucks. Now what am I supposed to do about it? I have already established I’m not mad enough about it to throw things or shout slogans. I have already established that I wasn’t going to vote Liberal even if they made my budget dreams come true. It’s starting to look like I’m going to do exactly nothing about it, other than waiting for various internet algorithms to be reminded of my particular interest in the fashion styling of Katy Perry. Starting to look like if the floor-crossing chicanery was meant as a distraction, it was a big waste of time. Your mileage may vary, of course.