I have no good reason for these being turnoffs; they just are:
Guys with “woman” butts
Guys who are much taller than me
Guys who act too worshipful around me - lord knows why (this was only in my youth)
Girls with penises.
Sorry. Just can’t stand em.
I know, I know… there may be a lot of nice girls with penises, but I’m more conservative than that.
I need an old-fashioned kinda gal… one like good ol’ Mom… one with a vagina.
Women with gaps in their teeth. I just can’t stop staring.
Women with ‘fake’ smiles/laughs, even if that’s the way they genuinely do it. Bugs the crap out of me.
I hate hate hate men who call me to ‘chat’. I hate the telephone. I spend way too much of my workday on it. I’m all for going out for food/coffee/drinks/whatever. Come over to my place, I’ll come to yours, we can bullshit for hours and then hook up. Any day, any time. But I don’t want to ‘talk’ on the phone.
Really pointless? Bad shoes. Also, any usage of txtspeak or whatever it’s called via IM or email is. I can’t even explain how much a turn off “how r u?” is.
The last one. . .popping the hood of my car and staring at the engine when you have no idea what you’re looking at. I don’t find that sexy. I find it patronizing, because I do know what is under my hood, and if we start talking about it and you stare blankly. . .grr. Instant boot.
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This thread remided me of an episode where the girl he was going out with had a strange name and he couldn’t remember it. Did they ever mention it? He called her mulva or something.
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its been driving me nuts trying to remember it.
Her name was Dolores…
And what part of the female anatomy does ‘Dolores’ rhyme with??
Strap her down like Malcom McDowell in Clockwork Orange and make her watch this!
Marry me.
Seriously, I hate talking on phones, too. But I’ve chalked up “chatting on the phone” as one of the unpleasant things you have to do to have the good things that come from a relationship.
Clitoris. Trust me on this one, you don’t want to forget about the clitoris.
Dolores rhymes with clitoris
I hate women who smile too much. I mean, its ok to smile politely, but ALL THE TIME!!!
OK, I don’t get ice in my beverages. Why? Because it hurts my teeth. Seriously, the enamel is coming off some of my teeth and the ice makes them hurt. A lot. Rather than endure that pain, I guess I couldn’t date you. I’m heartbroken.
But anyway, I can’t date guys who have no chin. There must be a horizontal plane between chin tip and neck of at least several inches. Shallow maybe, but there it is.
Also would have a hard time getting too interested in a guy who wasn’t at least height/weight proportional. He doesn’t have to be ripped, but a waist is a minimum requirement.
Well, you have to remember that outside of North America (at least the places I’ve been to) you get ice in your drink only if you ask for it. A lot of places don’t like it if you do.
I’ve tried not to let myself get turned off by little things about women. Maybe it’s because I don’t get a whole lot of opportunities to date, or maybe it’s because I try to look at someone’s good points before their bad points, I don’t know. But I did decide not to go out with a woman I met on the internet after I heard her squeaky helium laugh over the phone. I figured either I could try not to be funny through the entire date, and she would think I was a dullard, or cringe everytime she cut loose with “Hee-hee-hee-HEEEEEE-HEEEEEE-HEEEEEE!”
She has to weigh less than I do.
I honestly don’t think that’s too quirky though.
-k
Bad teeth, they don’t need to be perfect, but no big gaps, weird discolorations, angles or missing altogether.
Women who watch Oprah, Sally Jessy, Montel, Judge Judy, Divorce Court, and the worst of all that Jonathat Edwards(the biggest douche in the universe)
Women who won’t cartoons because they are too “mature” but will drag you to see the latest crap with somebody from SNL.
Women who don’t put the toilet seat down (drives me insane)
Women who leave their dirty clothes on the bathroom floor.
Any kind of baby talk or noises, it makes me cringe and want to puke, it just says “do what I want you to, now, and then I’ll keep expecting you to do that forever, as long as I use this retarded voice”
Any actual fart sound out of woman makes me cringe, I know its natural and all but… If I’m the source of the women’s fart sound, you know pushing excess air into places it shouldn’t , then I find that hilarious.
Women that don’t admire, enjoy and rate(on a scale of 1-10, both sound and pungentness) of my own farts. Wait… thats just a fantasy.
A woman with a high forehead.
A woman who can’t dress well. I broke up with one woman because we were going to a John Prine concert and she wore . . . a black, polyester pantsuit. Of Kmart quality.
Bad shoes.
Hirsuit women.
And when with a lady, I’ll always pay, but, speacially 1st date, the woman should at least make an attemp at getting the bill. Just a slight comment, that’s it (oh no at least let me get mine). Some gals won’t do it. I hate it.
So my car has electric locks now, but when I has another car… I hated it when I would open their door and they’d just sit there. Open MY lock, you b*tch.
I should really spellcheck methinks.
I was dating a girl once who when I would crack a joke would look at me and say, “Oh, that is funny.” Without even cracking a smile.
Disingenuous much?
I don’t date anymore, but back in the day, these were my biggest turn-offs:
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[li]Too thin. I like women with big breasts and big butts.[/li][li]Short hair- I like long, straight hair down the back. Any woman whose hair is shorter than mine is a no-go.[/li][li]Doesn’t like cats- I’m a cat lover. Now matter how good she looks or how good she might be in bed, if she doesn’t like cats, she’s gone.[/li][li]Likes country music- I don’t mind if she listens to it every now and then and if she has other musical choices, but I couldn’t date a woman who only likes country music. Double points against her if she hates rock music as much as I hate country music.[/li][li]Too talkative/one-way talkers- I’m a shy person, so I don’t talk much as it is (one reason I don’t attempt dating anymore). I like her to talk and guide the conversation, but she should at least give me a chance to interact. The ones who just ramble on and on about themselves and don’t give me a chance to get in a word edgewise are immediately out.[/li][li]Watches daytime talk shows- Anyone who watches this mindless tripe isn’t worth my time, period.[/li][li]Reads tabloid magazines- Anyone who reads this mindless tripe isn’t worth my time, either.[/li][li]Vegetarians- While I respect the reasons some people refrain from eating meat, it would not make for a compatible relationship.[/li][/ul]
I can’t abide women who have that patch of hair right at the base of the spine. Grosses me out to no end. And hairy nipples are repugnant too.