How should TP be hung?

[Cat_Fight]

@Heart_of_Dorkness

I’m a woman, and obviously, it should come over the top. That way, you can always see the end of the paper. Depending on how it tears and how much the paper clings to itself, it will usually be somewhere on the front of the roll, or hanging down.

If you load the roll the other way, you have to scrabble around between the roll and the wall feeling for the end, or spin the roll until you find it. It’s like installing your refrigerator facing the wall, with *just *enough room to squeeze in and open it. The thing you want to access should face out.

Fortunately, my husband agrees with me on this.

A million times yes.

[mswas]

I don’t fight about such things, if I decide I care, I just switch it while I’m in there.

[jjimm]

You missed an option:

Passed to me, folded, from a silver platter, by the butler.

[kittenblue]

@Heart_of_Dorkness

I’m a woman, and obviously, it should come over the top. That way, you can always see the end of the paper. Depending on how it tears and how much the paper clings to itself, it will usually be somewhere on the front of the roll, or hanging down.

If you load the roll the other way, you have to scrabble around between the roll and the wall feeling for the end, or spin the roll until you find it. It’s like installing your refrigerator facing the wall, with *just *enough room to squeeze in and open it. The thing you want to access should face out.

Fortunately, my husband agrees with me on this.

Exactly! And scrabbling is the same word I use to describe it to my coworker when I explain why I always turn the roll around after she has changed it…I hate trying to reach under a low-hanging roll and scrabble the paper against the wall, trying to catch hold of the end. I want it coming right over the top and off the front!

[garygnu]

@jjimm

You missed an option:

Passed to me, folded, from a silver platter, by the butler.

You mean you have to wipe yourself? :eek:

[interface2x]

@gotpasswords

You forgot the option of

I have a cat. The TP must come off the bottom of the roll or the cat will bat at it and unroll it all.

I technically vote for this one, though I chose “Over” in the poll because that’s how I view it in a perfect world.

[luv2draw]

Over.

What are the cats doing in the bathroom anyway?

[fubbleskag]

Well, I wish I’d seen the other similar poll before posting this - I looked; just not thoroughly enough, apparently.

All those wishing for a 5th (or 6th) poll option are SOL - I specifically wanted to hear only from those who have an opinion for either top versus bottom, expecting to find a correlation to gender which didn’t materialize.

I guess bottoms, regardless of gender, are just weird. Perhaps there’s another correlation - left-handers, gingers, etc?

[MitzeKatze]

@luv2draw

Over.

What are the cats doing in the bathroom anyway?

You mean there’s a way to keep them out?

I can stand at the bathroom door, look both ways to make sure kitty is nowhere in sight, and the minute my foot crosses the threshold, the cat will be in front of me. As a kitty-mommy I cannot remember the last time I was able to use my bathroom unescorted.

I think they teleport.

[jjimm]

@garygnu

You mean you have to wipe yourself? :eek:

We run a very modern household.

[amarinth]

Woman, also don’t care or notice. I have strong opinions on whether the top sheet of a bed should go right side up or down and the correct way to fold a towel, but all I care about for toilet paper is that it’s there. Until one of these threads, I didn’t know that other people had preferences.

@jjimm

You missed an option:

Passed to me, folded, from a silver platter, by the butler.

You want the butler to watch?

[MitzeKatze]

I think I need to change my vote! I will admit to being a total ditz and I was picturing “over” and “under” completely backwards. Even after people started talking about “top” and “bottom” I didn’t clue in. But I was just in my (personal, I am the only one who uses it) bathroom and the TP is most definitely over…and that is how I like it.

The kitty can get to it, but he doesn’t (preferring to play with my toes instead) and it is easy to grasp.

[Khadaji]

I have solved this issue by never hanging my TP. However, if I were to do so, it would be from the bottom.

[bubba_jr]

I’m an “over the top” guy. My business partner put the roll in “under the bottom” the other day at the shop.

Came up with a great new product idea that morning. Called his ass up at 6 am sitting on the throne. One way toilet paper dispensers. Simple one way bearing, and some way to lock it into the roll. Sell 'em in an “over” or “under” version. If you put it on wrong, you don’t get any paper.

Goes along with my “man seat” idea. Where the seat stays up, unless you actually grab it and sit on it.

[Bartman]

@fubbleskag

I guess bottoms, regardless of gender, are just weird. Perhaps there’s another correlation - left-handers, gingers, etc?

Neither describe me. I’m a right handed brunette. But do let us know if you find out. I would like to understand my evidently iconoclastic behavior.

[Khaki_Campbell]

Male (single) here, and none of your poll options suit me.
My TP just rests on the top of the toilet reservoir.

[RTFirefly]

@bubba_jr

Goes along with my “man seat” idea. Where the seat stays up, unless you actually grab it and sit on it.

I actually saw that once - I believe it was in a men’s room at Shea Stadium, but don’t hold me to that. A spring kept the seat in the ‘up’ position, unless you pushed it down and sat on it.

Every time I go into a stall and see urine all over the seat, I think of those and wish they were in all public men’s rooms.

[Anaamika]

Where’s the option for “Who the fuck cares, and we’re lucky if it makes it onto the roll, and doesn’t just sit on the counter?”

[LSLGuy]

I just voted for male / bottom. If my wife were a member here she’d vote female / bottom. We agreed before we got married, so we’ve avoided the dreaded Tissue Issue.

So far it seems the bottom is by far the minority ~75%/25%, but there isn’t much male vs. female skew.

[Heart_of_Dorkness]

@RTFirefly

I actually saw that once - I believe it was in a men’s room at Shea Stadium, but don’t hold me to that. A spring kept the seat in the ‘up’ position, unless you pushed it down and sat on it.

Every time I go into a stall and see urine all over the seat, I think of those and wish they were in all public men’s rooms.

Genius! We need ‘em in the ladies’ room too! If I never see another pee-covered seat again, it will be too soon. Although it still wouldn’t foil the women who stand on the seat and squat, but that’s mercifully rare.