How Stuff Works: Lightsabre!

It would also get you to the front of the line to get a fresh cup.

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I watched EpII last night, and I was struck again by my favorite “maybe not an in-joke.”

In the club when Obi-Wan and Anakin are looking for the changeling, she comes up behind Obi-Wan, blaster at the ready. Obi-Wan lightsabers that gun right out of her hand. To me, this implies that in EpIV, he takes that guy’s whole arm because he’s out of practice. I always find that so funny, although I can’t explain why.
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But yeah. Gotta get me one of those. I always have a hard time getting english muffins to separate … no more! Separate and toast at the same time!!

The coffee guy has one now. Uses it to enforce the queue.

Aw, hell. Now that I scroll down on the site, I can see that I wasn’t the first to make the “cut n’ toast” joke. sigh

Pah! A real Jedi would just concentrate on moving the molecules in the coffee really really fast. So much easier than trying to remember where you left the light saber, then levitating it over to the coffee cup, then positioning it just right so that you don’t accidentally poke out the bottom of the cup … :cool:

Lighting a cigarette. OMG. That’s hilarious. That photo is fantastic.

Your powers are weak. Anyway, that old guy was full of it.

Actually, if you point the lightsabre towards the floor, and then slowly move 360 degrees in a full circle, you will definitely get on the ground floor in a hurry, no matter where you started.

I have the pen knife version. If anybody needs a mole removed, or a circumcision, or tattoo removal - let me know. And I am still looking for some volunteers to practice my Lasik skills.

<Dogpatch Cracker>Ah do dee-clare! That’d be sum’ punkins fer whittlin’ down ter th’ barbershop, Ah suspect!</Dogpatch Cracker>

I know who I will start carving o…oh. Never mind.
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HEY!

I live in Tennessee, & I have to put up with mugs like that.
Exactly like that.
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To ask the obvious question: Can a lightsaber cut a mirror?

Oh sure, make people feel bad for trying to ge tthe best deal - those Jedi would do better business if they’d have decent hours and a good selection. This is just the free market, pure and simple, and people know what quality they’re getting for the price they pay.

Why do you hate the Empire?

Uh, no thanks, I saw what happened when Luke tried it.

Maybe I’ll get pissed off after all… :slight_smile:

If you put a strip of masking tape on it.

Did you mean the mirror or the lightsaber? I mean, I’m down a hand and half a leg here. . .

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I watched EpII last night, and I was struck again by my favorite “maybe not an in-joke.”

In the club when Obi-Wan and Anakin are looking for the changeling, she comes up behind Obi-Wan, blaster at the ready. Obi-Wan lightsabers that gun right out of her hand. To me, this implies that in EpIV, he takes that guy’s whole arm because he’s out of practice. I always find that so funny, although I can’t explain why.
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The “hacking off the arm” scene was inserted after the fact to prevent the movie from receiving a “G” rating, on the theory that no one would want to watch it if it had the same rating as “Bambi”.
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aw crap.

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Only if it’s a vampire light saber.