Talk about pithy
Hmmm, you people should check out this website then. especially the Plasma sabers.
Future Horizons
Oh what I could do with some of the items on this site. Hehe
(Plot, plot, plan, plan)
I dunno, if I’m going to be plunking down $400 for a plasma sabre I want it to cut something in half!
Well, for many people it might cut their checking account balance in half.
It would be cool to swing around the backyard at night, and let your neighbors know you are now officially certifiably insane.
It could also double as a bug zapper when you go camping. And hey-you wouldn’t even need a fire to make s’mores.
You could warm your water to shave while roughing it.
Obi Wan never shaved while he was roughing it. Mind you, Mace Windu’s mad Jedi skillz might explain his chrome dome.
Are you dissing my personal grooming double bladed light sabre skills?
En garde!
DAMMIT!
Can I get back to you?
They never explained how you get shafts of photons to obey the Pauli exclusion principle and deflect off one another. I was able to reverse-engineer everything else, but that one has stumped me so far.
Bummer.
Hey, you can cauterize wounds with…oh, shit.
Buzzkill.
Not getting the punk rock/light sabre connection. 