My daughter got a small plastic airplane recently from her grandma. You had to assemble it yourself. Below you will see the exact text --which accompanied the diagram of the plane-- of the instructions:
“At assemble others that process inside, If feel difficult, please lace home to look for the help. The sketch map possibly that this assemble method is different from actual product have little bit”
I don’t know whether to laugh, cry or scream ENGLISH MOTHERF@#$ DO YOU SPEAK IT?
Yes. Well. Good luck with that! 
I think I see the problem, I’m guessing the sketch map did indeed different from actual product a little bit. Did you try lacing home for help? Or was assemble other process not inside? That’ll make it difficult, boy howdy.
Yes. My experience. Sketch map common different from product you see front you. Lacing do so much but not enough. Assemble product time process require extra. Many time great extra.
Hope help. Good wish.
Once you figure it out, send the instructions to Engrish.
I’m guessing this is somewhat the gist of what the instructions were trying to convey:
Using babelfish, I translated it from English to Japanese, then back to English and got:
Then I tried with Chinese:
And German:
Finally, English-German-French-Italian-English:
This is why computers will never make good translators. Or airplane assemblers.