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Thank you for a good Sunday morning laugh.
:D:smack:;)
The cheapest price is 164.55 and Amazon is offering .88 to trade in your copy.
I thought this was going to be about how to keep yourself from getting too invested in e.g. Harry/Hermione, since she’s just going to end up with Ron anyway.
Nah, it’s for writers trying to prevent slash pairings from arising at all. Unfortunately, it boils down to “Only have two characters, and make them have sex on page one.” Even that doesn’t stop the self-insertion fics, though, which is why there’s an appendix devoted to techniques for gouging your own eyes out. (Spoons have the advantage of tradition, but I thought the section on computer peripherals was more likely to be timely.)
Almost as good as the Wheelmate steering wheel desk.
(Warning: do not read the review with a hot cup of coffee, you will spill it laughing)
This is too funny! Thanks for the laugh!
I’m picturing the author reading the reviews and looking like this :
If it wasn’t so expensive, I’d get this book and become legendary in the next Secret Santa exchange between my group of friends