Smack the kid upside head until he agrees (just kidding).
How do you plan a family reunion?
Research. Contact. Set up. Prepare for a headache.
How to get from Narita Airport to central Tokyo?
By limousine, according to Google.
How do you deal with an MRI if you’re claustrophobic?
Forget the MRI, buy some X-Ray Specs.
How do you keep from feeling lonely?
Draw faces on paper plates. Assemble audience and pontificate.
How do you pretend you didn’t break the rules of the game?
What rules? What game?
How do you spend your tax return?
Endorse check. Send to Rhythmdvl. Watch the economy grow. Thanks!
How do I store all this useless junk?
Open the portal to a parallel dimension. Insert junk. Close portal.
How do find the best bargains at the thrift store?