[QUOTE=ultrafilter]
Threaten them with the power drill until they agree.
How do you convince CPS that you’re just kidding?
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Smack the kid upside head until he agrees (just kidding).
How do you plan a family reunion?
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting]
Smack the kid upside head until he agrees (just kidding).
How do you plan a family reunion?
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Research. Contact. Set up. Prepare for a headache.
How to get from Narita Airport to central Tokyo?
[QUOTE=JpnDude]
How to get from Narita Airport to central Tokyo?
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By limousine, according to Google.
How do you deal with an MRI if you’re claustrophobic?
Forget the MRI, buy some X-Ray Specs.
How do you keep from feeling lonely?
[QUOTE=blondebear]
How do you keep from feeling lonely?
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Draw faces on paper plates. Assemble audience and pontificate.
How do you pretend you didn’t break the rules of the game?
[QUOTE=Sierra Indigo]
How do you pretend you didn’t break the rules of the game?
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What rules? What game?
How do you spend your tax return?
[QUOTE=HongKongFooey]
What rules? What game?
How do you spend your tax return?
[/QUOTE]
Endorse check. Send to Rhythmdvl. Watch the economy grow. Thanks!
How do I store all this useless junk?
[QUOTE=Rhythmdvl]
How do I store all this useless junk?
[/QUOTE]
Open the portal to a parallel dimension. Insert junk. Close portal.
How do find the best bargains at the thrift store?