Yeah, standardized testing in schools is a great thing. Students learn valuable lessons, like when you fail to learn, you can get a principal to cheat for you. And if you are an honest teacher, you ger fired.
The fourth-graders must have been learning something right from somebody. *That’s * who turned her in. Somebody deserves an extra scoop of ice cream with dessert tonight.
Somebody has to be the first:
“Me fail English? That’s unpossible!” - Ralph Wiggum