Hi, all. We’ve had global domination threads in the past, but let’s be honest - you need to walk before you can run. The best way to conquer the world is to first have some sort of state that can provide you with resources, security and legitimacy. Conquering your own fairly modest-sized empire should also be good practice for the full-scale global conquest.
So, starting from nothing, how would you force a small country (or part of a country) under your boot-heel? Which country or region would you go for?
A few rules:
1.) Your plan has to be feasible - magic and super-weapons are out. However, if you think you can convince your subjects you have magic or super-weapons, it’s perfectly fine to claim you have them.
2.) You’re a conqueror, not a democrat. Getting elected/appointed legitimately, and then dissolving the rest of the government, doesn’t count. That said, you’re free to hold sham elections once you’ve seized power.
3.) Remember, you’re in this for you , not the huddled masses. You want to make a lot more money from this enterprise than you’ll have to invest. Cheaper is better.
4.) At the end of the day, you need to end up with a big enough country that you might actually be recognized internationally. To be safe, let’s say nothing smaller than Luxembourg will do.
All set? Okay, I’ll start us off.
I’d go for Equatorial Guinea - it’s got a tiny population (about a half-million), huge oil reserves, and an incredibly corrupt government. (EG’s been called “the North Korea of Western Africa”.) Part of the country is on the African mainland, and part is scattered across a few islands. The capitol’s on Bioko Island, so I’d hit the mainland first.
I know I’m not the first Westerner to try to take over EG, but I like to think I’d be more successful. I’d do the Charles Taylor thing - land with a hundred or so hard-cases, then start with the terror campaign. P.W. Singer’s “Children at War” provides a fairly good outline of how to kidnap and otherwise recruit local children into my People’s Democratic Militia, so I’d use them to bulk out my forces and recruit other kids. The good thing about using child soldiers is that they’re easy to train, easy to replace, and surprisingly effective with small-arms - so if the government smacks me down (as they probably will, at least at first) I can go back to the bush and start again by kidnapping/recruiting some more kids. Eventually, I just grind the local government down.
Brutal, I know - but then, this isn’t for the faint of heart. What about you guys.
(Note: I’m actually a very nice guy who’d never try to conquer anyone. But it makes for a good intellectual exercise.)