How to deal with unwanted gift of a cougar painting?

[lieu]

That really needs to be on the hood of a Trans Am.

[Nava]

@Malthus

Naw. A “momento” is a word for an unwanted gift kept as a keepsake.

I’d rather coin a neologism than admit to a typo.

Those are called pongos. From the Spanish “¿y ahora yo esto dónde [insert favorite expletive] lo pongo?”, “now where do I put this?”