A recent thread talked about people having a “porn buddy”, who disclose to one another the locations and extent of their porn collections (printed or electronic) and make a pact to go over and silently remove evidence of their buddy’s stash if that buddy suddenly dies or becomes incapacitated (before their wife, parents or whoever can find it and have an :eek: :o type of reaction).
That sounds good in theory, but while talking about this concept with a friend of mine (just in theory mind you ;)) it became clear that it may not be so easy in practice.
Let’s say you are a designated pr0nBuDi whose duties are invoked, and you hie on over to your friend’s house and clear the stuff into a box and get out the back door just ahead of his wife getting back from the hospital.
So there you are with a big cardboard box full of stuff, ranging from glossy mags from the late 1970s to VHS tapes to a bunch of CDs and DVDs. They still have the original garish labels and boxes they came in.
So what do you do with it? Put it in a black trash bag and leave it out on the street? What if the bag rips open as they toss it onto the truck? Do you put it out with HIS trash, or YOUR trash?
You can’t just “drop it in the river”, the stuff is gonna float and you might well be seen.
Dump it into a random dumpster behind a McDonald’s somewhere?
I was so stoked to find a torn out page of a playboy in a ball field dugout as a kid. I would have pissed myself if I found a box full of magazines and videos!
Why do you all want to destroy it?
I’m thinking of leaving mine to some mates in my will!
BTW, this has given me a business idea, to start a company up where you can register with them and tell them where your porn is and they put me down as your main contacts incase of an emergency so if they die i can go collect all there porn and no one is the wiser that they had any! I would make a fortune + i end up with a shitload of porn!
Mail it to a random business you find online. Give the return address as an annoying person you know. Obviously the receiving party wouldn’t actually believe the “sender” was the actual sender, but it would provide for an interesting phone call.
Reminds me of filling out forms for those free condom samples to the nun principal at the catholic high school I went to… No actual harm done… just annoyance and the knowledge that someone is confused.
This is pretty much my plan for everything, I’m a particular fan of the dumpster behind a local hot dog place. Smells like hell but it’s an easy spot with quick escape routes.
So, here’s a porn disposal story. When I was getting ready to leave for college I had an improbably large collection of porn mags and decided to ditch them in the time-honored manner. So I piled them all into a laundry sack and in the dead of night lugged it out to my car and tossed the sack onto the floor of the passenger seat. I figured I’d just do the dump the next day.
The next day I go out and the sack is gone. I think I left the door open. I was staying alone in the house at the time, so it was no one from the family. A neighbor who was watching me maybe? The sack certainly wasn’t easily visible from outside the car. To this day, I have no idea who or what made off with approximately 30 pounds of pornographic magazines, but I hope they had fun.
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