I believe that if we wanted to end crimes against gays, they should randomly beat/maim/kill a heterosexual.
Coming up next: Another senseless killing tonight, two gay men are accused of beating a 35 year old redneck, er, man today. This has been the 5th such attack in as many days. Law enforcement officials had no official comment today, but we were able to get a statement from an officer that wishes to remain annonymous:
<cut to silhouette (Ican’tspell) of man with a encoded voice>
I think that we have been due for ssssomething like thisssss for a long time. I’m not ssssaying itssss right, but I can ssssay that I feel that they are jusssstified.
<cut to news reporter>
State officials are reviewing the laws to see if this crime will be tried as a ‘hate’ crime.
Just my thoughts.
I have weird thoughts from time to time. I guess that’s why my boss thinks that I might snap one day and shoot up the workplace. Then the next week he denies me my vacation? Hmm, not a smart man, by his own standards.
I understand what you’re goin for here . . .
a little turn of the tables. And I’m fairly certain your not serious.
On the other hand, that’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
This just in . . . Jews round up German’s, gas them all.
I hope that doesn’t offend anyone, it wasn’t my intent - just pointing out the inanity of the OP.
I just want to apologize to Jack Batty.
I’m sorry for posting something that was inane. I guess I thought It was INANE Pointless… instead of Mundane. Oops.
I think it should be the most stupid, not the stupidest, actually. Also, the Jews are rounding up the German’s what? Just curious.
I feel that your post was one of the most well intended put downs, but lacked a bit of… grammatical correctness. I did like the fact that you consulted a thesaurus and found the word inane. It makes me feel better knowing that I wasn’t blasted by a total idiot. Just one on par with me.
Again, I am sorry Jack Batty. I will try to keep up the level of intelligence and keep all the inanity to a minimum.
:: Sniff sniff ::
Smells like troll in here. But …
I was trying to be nice. Inane, schminane. It was fucking offensive. The fact that you’d advocate violence to combat violence reveals your true nature. You are a pin head. And I don’t give a shit if you’d prefer to pick apart my grammatical usage or not. You’re just trying to divert the argument. You are the mostest stupidest, dum asshole I ever meeted.
As for trying to keep up the level of intelligence, good luck, mon frere.
Given the idea that the OP was even remotely serious, I can’t imagine that such an action would do anything but result in enormous retaliatory violence against any remotely effeminate male, whether they were homosexual or not, let alone gays that were actually out.
I don’t think I appreciated the humor in that joke. To any of the gay people on the board, in case I’m being too rigid, was that funny? If it was, I’ll settle down.
If our posts were judged on an individual basis, and not including our history, I would think this was some fuckin’ funny-ass shit. Unfortunately, I had to follow John’s link above and I only have one thing to say:
Allow me to play the Devils Advocate here. Farris messed up a few weeks ago. Sure, now he comes back and makes a joke that isn’t entirely PC. But still, that’s not enough to totally judge him by.
Let’s give the kid a second chance, OK? Even if he DOES talk to his cat.
Actually, I questioned the humor of his joke before I followed the link. So, my ire wasn’t even based on Farris’ history. I just thought it was very crude. But, I do know that I tend to get uppity.
It may be crude, but at least it was subtle. I apologize if I offended anyone, but I’m pretty sure we’re all secure enough in our own sexual slants that we can joke without fear of raging homophobia.
-“Everyone’s a little queer, why can’t she be a little straight?” - River Cuomo, “Pink Triangle”
Good one!