How To Get Yourself In Trouble

[Shagnasty]

Classic battle of the sexes:

You try to live out your dreams by slyly trying to turn her into a stripper. She is disappointed because she thought she was getting her dream of a housekeeper.

This never turns out well.

[Maus_Magill]

@Tahssa

• I’m assuming you have dogs. For all I know you could have sea monkeys.

Boys, actually. Spike is three and still has trouble with his pronouns. I can see how you could mistake them for dogs, considering the state of their bathroom.

[bengangmo]

@congodwarf

See, being female, I can’t get myself into trouble like that. I don’t have to ask my boyfriend for his towel to see him naked. If I so much as look at him while he’s in a towel, he’ll whip it off and start doing the naked man dance (he hasn’t figured out yet that there’s no better way to make me NOT horny than to do the naked man dance).

Anyway, I also got myself in trouble today (although he doesn’t know it yet). I told him I’d do a load of towels on Saturday. And I DID. Trouble is, I forgot that I washed them. When I went to find a towel today, I found a whole mess of them, in the washer, wet, stinky, and just eww. How many times will I have to wash them before they stop smelling like mildew?

Hee…I remember my Uni days, one friend washed the same load of clothes three times because he never got round to hanging them out and they ended up stinky each time…

[BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed]

@tdn

Time to move on to underwater basket weaving.

Finally! Do you know how many college credits I have in that??

[Cat_Whisperer]

I don’t think we’ll ever see a more perfect title and OP combination - Hal Briston and How To Get Yourself In Trouble.
And, with regard to stripteases, I saw this video today - strip tease gone bad. Hee hee hee.

[AClockworkMelon]

@Cat_Whisperer

And, with regard to stripteases, I saw this video today - strip tease gone bad. Hee hee hee.

LMFAO

OMG xDDDD Poor guy.

[EvilTOJ]

@zoid

zoid: Hey! Gimme your underwear!
zoidwife: ???
zoid: I wanna wash my car
zoidwife: :dubious:

Never works for me either.

Wash your car in your own damn underwear!

[LouisB]

@Cat_Whisperer

I don’t think we’ll ever see a more perfect title and OP combination - Hal Briston and How To Get Yourself In Trouble.
And, with regard to stripteases, I saw this video today - strip tease gone bad. Hee hee hee.

I want to see that video but I’m suspicious re signing up. Are there any reasons not to sign up? Yes, I am paranoid, why do you ask?

[norinew]

@congodwarf

Awesome. Thanks. As soon as I figure out where the vinegar is, I’ll do that.

You totally have vinegar. It’s in your pantry, third shelf from the bottom, hiding behind the seven bottles of ketchup you bought because they were on sale and you had coupons.

[Rocketeer]

@Shagnasty

Classic battle of the sexes:

You try to live out your dreams by slyly trying to turn her into a stripper. She is disappointed because she thought she was getting her dream of a housekeeper.

This never turns out well.

I think you pegged it.

[congodwarf]

@norinew

You totally have vinegar. It’s in your pantry, third shelf from the bottom, hiding behind the seven bottles of ketchup you bought because they were on sale and you had coupons.

I did have it but it was in the pantry, top shelf on the right, in front of the 4 boxes of freezer bags I bought because they were on sale.

[norinew]

@congodwarf

I did have it but it was in the pantry, top shelf on the right, in front of the 4 boxes of freezer bags I bought because they were on sale.

OK, which one of you rascals moved congodwarf’s vinegar??

[congodwarf]

It was probably Hal. He seems to like getting in trouble and moving a short chick’s vinegar to the top shelf is a good way to get in trouble.

[chizzuk]

@bengangmo

Hee…I remember my Uni days, one friend washed the same load of clothes three times because he never got round to hanging them out and they ended up stinky each time…

Heehee. I had a bunch of roommates sophomore year of college with an in-unit washer/dryer, and I had the following conversation with the guy roomie as he was watching me do my laundry (his room was right next to the closet with the washer/dryer):

Him: Why are you pouring the detergent on the clothes?
Me: So they’ll get washed.
Him: Why don’t you put it in the dispenser thing?
Me: What dispenser?
Him: You know, this. points to hollow spot in middle of washer
Me: Uh, that’s not a detergent dispenser. That’s just a random hole in the middle of the agitator.
Him: Really?
Me: Wait, have you been putting your detergent in there the whole time? It’s not going into the water, you idiot.
Him: Oh. I wondered why the powder kept getting closer to the top.

He’d been essentially just rinsing his clothes for 2 months. Ick.

[Oakminster]

@chizzuk

He’d been essentially just rinsing his clothes for 2 months. Ick.

Well, in fairness, he prolly only used the washer twice in that period of time.

[running_coach]

@congodwarf

It was probably Hal. He seems to like getting in trouble and moving a short chick’s vinegar to the top shelf is a good way to get in trouble.

Be thankful he didn’t go hunting for flies.

[tdn]

@chizzuk

Heehee. I had a bunch of roommates sophomore year of college with an in-unit washer/dryer, and I had the following conversation with the guy roomie as he was watching me do my laundry (his room was right next to the closet with the washer/dryer):

A friend’s college housemate used to wash her diaphram as part of her laundry. Apparently it had holes in it.

[Cat_Whisperer]

@LouisB

I want to see that video but I’m suspicious re signing up. Are there any reasons not to sign up? Yes, I am paranoid, why do you ask?

Sorry, I’m not seeing a problem with that link, but apparently other people are. If you search on “strip tease gone wrong,” it should get you the right one (it’s 50 seconds long). It’s also probably not safe for work (I watched it the first time over someone’s shoulder at work, so I forgot about that ).