OK, so I thought of something. Something great. Something that will change the world.
OK, maybe not, but it is something that will make life more pleasant. It’s something that will either be sold in conjunction with the world’s largest companies and become the de facto standard or be relegated to “As Seen on TV” ads in perpetuity.
The problem is that the idea is all I’ve got right now. The invention I’m thinking of is one of those things that when you hear about it, you’re like, “I wonder why it took so long for someone to think of that.” It follows the Homer Simpson idea of taking two things that already exist and putting them together (slightly less fun than hamburger earmuffs and slightly better than something with a clock in it). It can be manufacturered cheaply and sold at a phenomenal markup, while still being well within the average consumer’s price range. Hell, it can even be priced to move.
My question (which may be better suited for IMHO, please move if appropriate) is: what is the process that one has to go through when designing this sort of thing? I’d like to get as much information as possible before deciding if it’s even worth my time (if it’s not, I might consider auctioning it off on ebay). The stuff I’ve read so far on it includes calling one of those patent protection offices that you see on Jerry Springer and checking out some web sites and Invention magazine. Aside from meeting some tenacious mofos, I basically got, “why don’t you tell me your idea. I’ll make sure it gets the representation that it deserves and make sure that you get the compensation that you deserve.” No thanks.
I understand that I’ll need a designer to design the item, I’ll have to get some prototypes put together, I’ll need a lawyer and I’ll also need to…what?
Keep in mind that the inventors I know have: Been raided by the Feds; had their idea stolen by their patent attorney; almost gotten killed testing their stupid idea and had a nice hobby, but not been able to quit their day job. I’m not looking for fame, riches or women (do inventors get those anymore?), but some cash and to be able to swell my chest with pride when I hear people walking down the street saying, “I don’t know who made this, but damn, I’d love to take him out for a drink.”
Any inventors out there? Recommended resources? I don’t think I’m ready to start negotiations for factories in human rights violating territories yet, but I just need to get an idea of the possible cost and protection that I would need to put in place to start running the numbers.
No I will not tell you what it is, but the thing that got the guy from the Invention Protection Agency (or whatever) to stop calling was me telling him that I invented a new type of restaurant. I could hear his jaw drop. It was funny as hell.