In high school and early college, things like that would do it. A girl watching one pee does it for some. I am not so shy anymore. My story is…
I was drinking and driving with buddies. I was younger, dumber, and it was not illegal in Texas at this time (before 1986,7). Me and my buddies had to piss, so we went to the back of this grocery store. We dere draining our lizards with gusto when a cop yelled “PUT IT UP OR GO TO JAIL.” Stopping hurt but I did it in a heartbeat!
When my dog Lil’ Bit (short for BitBucket-yeah, I’m a geek; so sue me) was just a puppy, he, or course, had his nose in everything. Curious, affectionate, unashamed, and unafraid - just the kind of thing that made him so dratted cute…
Well, one morning before taking a shower, I was bent over the side of the tub bucknekkid (scary graphic, but work with me a little, here), when this wonderful, affectionate, curious creature decided to give daddy a great big friendly cold-nosed kiss in a rather …ummm… sensitive place. After the top of my skull placed a good-sized dent in the ceiling and I let out a yelp that scared the poor critter into the next room, I fell on the floor laughing uncontrollably, part from the major bump on the head, part from his surprised reaction to his friendly offering.
We both survived, but our relationship was much the worse for the experience…
tbea - brilliant, no tea so the keyboard was safe!