If SDMB was a bush on a corner and Dopers were dogs.

Hey, this is mine. Every time I pass this, I’ll say it again.




(This is my area)

sniff sniff…Hmm, smells like garygnu and Shakes were here. I’ll let 'em know I stopped by pissssss.

Interesting username/post combo there, Shakes.

Dog tags ring, are you listening?
In the lane, snow is glistening.
It’s yellow, not white,
I’ve been here tonight,
Marking out my winter wonderland!

Gotta go! Time to check my p-mail!

Lessee… I passed this bush earlier…

What!? Other dogs pissed on my bush?

Piss. This is mine.

“Well 'ello boys!” squats

What are you doing? This is my territory! Get out! Out! Out out out!

:: lunges ::


That’s one of the cutest things I’ve seen in a long time!:smiley:

I’ve long suspected that many of you haven’t been toilet trained. :stuck_out_tongue:

Why flush perfectly good urine down the toilet?

Yeah! Ruins a perfectly-good drinking fountain! Woof!

At our local dog park I’ve seen dogs pee directly into bowls of water that have been set out, as the park has a fountain.

Other dogs will then lap up the water if owners can’t get there in time to pour it out and clean the bowl.

I can’t imagine anything would be that different. I know I still wouldn’t be able to get laid…

Another dog will come along and hump you, don’t you worry.

JP, Ive said it before and Ill say it again.

Your constant word vomit is annoying.

We’ve told you politely to stop with the “poor me” schtick. You’ve used up the last bit of mod tolerance for it.

twickster, MPSIMS moderator

I’m over here with the socialized dogs. I don’t want you unsocialized dogs over here fucking up our nice, fair ball game.