WooHoo!! I’m a just gonna hang out and lick my balls!!!
ETA: tennis balls, sickos!
I only seem dangerous. I’m not actually dangerous. Life can be hard when you’re a pit bull.
I found some cookies in a nearby garbage can and I dragged them out for us all to share.
Well I suck at everything else, why would following directions be any different?
Go ahead and fucking ban me, I don’t care. Either way I’m dying alone so it’s not like it matters.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND HOLY, SOMEBODY STOP EMILY G!!!
That little kid just wandered over to grab a cookie and EMILYG IS SHAKING THE GODDAMN LIVING HELL OUT OF HIM!!! Oh, my god, please somebody stop her!! The carnage!
This is still mine.
If you want to take potshots at another poster, do so in the Pit, pls.
/bragging sing-song voice [Hey guys, guess what I had for dinner last night! Don’t believe me? Here, have a whiff of this!] \bragging sing-song
::assumes tri-pod stance::
Sorry. Wasn’t actually meant as a potshot, but I get the idea.
I was just trying to prevent him from eating the cookie, seeing that humans are so uptight about eating stuff that has the least amount of dirt on it or that’s been in the garbage.
Also I wanted that cookie, dammit!
Sniff.
Just checking…
Moving over to the bushes - checking the pee-mail.
Rowf! Rowf rowf! Mine! I had that joke first! Bark bark bark bark bark!
Oh yeah? Well check how much higher mine is! Big dogs don’t have to be smart!!
::nearly tips over trying to pee as high as possible ::
Well, in this cold weather, I just hope nobody catches ammonia…
=d&r=