So there I am standing at the toilet. Just got done playing basketball and dranking a couple of liters of Gatorade. I have to seriously urinate. I ready the necessary equipment, line things up, and start to go when out of nowhere a dog’s head pokes between my legs and looks up at me.
At that point the whole escapade was pretty much knocked off track.
D’oh my God! Was his nose cold???
Did he try to drink it, or was he just sniffin’?
For the sake of good taste, please don’t answer that. TMI.
Okay, what I want to know is how did the dog get into the bathroom in the first place? Do you know of any people who you’ve ticked off and would want to interupt your urination? Maybe they let the dog in.
Ack… but how do you train a dog to… OH NO… to many mind visuals… must… quit… thinking!
Well, it could have been worse. At least it was only a dog - it could have been the guy on point guard.
Did the dog have a really long tongue? Or, worse yet, did the point guard have a really long tongue?
You didn’t piss on the dog’s head did you?
To pee, or not to pee–that is the question.
(Sorry…don’t get pissed off at me.)
Gah! That was exactly what I was thinking. Did you?
Was it a Pee-kingese?
I really hope the official scorers didn’t credit the dog with a “blocked shot”.
Or worse yet…
An “assist”.
Dog, staring up at Mullinator in disbelief: “Doesn’t this imbecile realise this is a water dish, not a hydrant? Geez, and they say dogs are big, dumb animals…”
To answer some questions and concerns
-No one else was home, so I saw no reason to close the door.
-Daisy is extremely well behaved but has to be in the same room as someone (remaining vestiges of her time as a stray I guess.) I assumed she would stay in the main part of the bathroom instead of following me the whole way.
-She is a puppy. I am very tall. There was no actual body contact.
-There was no secondary contact. She kinda poked her head in, looked around, wasn’t overly interested, and moved away to play with her tennis ball. However, I was struck with the inability to resume flow for about 10 seconds which was less then enjoyable.
-Mully closes the door now, getting in the habit before Daisy grows into a dog tall enough to knock me over whilst I potty.
So, you didn’t piss on her head?
Same thing happened to me! Only it was my cat. One MAJOR exception,the flow was already inintiated.“Ain’t NO stoppin’ it”. Cat was NOT happy.
Wait 'till PETA hear about this!!
You could say it was a piss-understanding.
::duck, run like hell::
GROAN This is almost worse than a Xanth novel! <referring to the puns of course!> 
I know how you feel Mully. I have two dogs and they sit and stare at you while I am trying to pee. If I don’t let them in the bathroom they whine so bad it drives me insane!
It doesn’t help that I have an old house and the door doesn’t really shut tight sometimes and my dogs can open the door. It is much more unnerving to be in the shower, I wash my hair with my eyes closed and when I am done I open my eyes to find one of the dogs peeking through the shower curtain at me!!