I won…
Now where’s my goddamn cookie?
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Jave applets? Programs? Depress functions?
No, you just gotta be quick.
It’s not a big surprise if you win. A little message pops up that says “You won!”
I don’t know who first said “everyone’s a critic,” but I think it’s a really stupid saying.
I pressed the button too!
And it didn’t take me a full minute.
Now, if I can only finish that puzzle that’s expected to take “3-5 years”…
Chaim Mattis Keller
ckeller@schicktech.com
“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective
Been there. Done that. Got the Java Aplet. I’ll second Kelli: damn good coffee, that Java shit. I’m still deciding which cupholder on my computer to use: the one that says 44X Max, of the one named Plus 8100 Series…
Nobody calls ME an idiot for pressing a button, there’s tons of different reasons to call me that 
Coldfire
“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
I won! I won!
(MrK lifts his monitor and spikes it!)
Woooooo Hoooooo!!! The middle mouse button saves the day!!! And I always thought that was just a “placebo” button.
OK, now I got this guy with a goatee and wearing a red suit on my screen. The button says “Trade You Something For Next Week’s Lotto Numbers”.
This is so cool…
“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”
Warren Zevon