How to keep an idiot busy...

I only tried it for about thirty seconds. So I’m something shy of an idiot. Say, a buffoon?

Cool! I wish I was good enough at programming to make the button do that…

"No job’s too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company

I pushed the button, I pushed the button!

They call me MISTER Wizard!

Well, slythe, don’t keep us in suspence. What happened?

I’m not gonna tell you, I’m not gonna tell you!


Hurmmmm, everytime I get the cursor too close to the button, it dissapears and won’t come back! Slythe, you ruined it! :slight_smile:

I did it! I did it! I did it!

Sometimes life is so great you just gotta muss up your hair and quack like a duck!

Don’t tell them how!

This idiot also managed to “win” as it were…

Yer pal,

I won!

Actually, I use that trick every day, so it was the first thing I tried after the novelty wore off of watching the show. I found that after trying to avoid the mouse because of the tendonitis it gave me. I do know how to make a button depress.

No trick, Dave. You can press the button using the mouse alone.

I did it. And then all these silver dollars came pouring out of my computer.

Well, that wasn’t too difficult.

One complete set of morals for sale to highest bidder, new in box.

I dont get it, there is nothing there.

The title, and an empty box…I bet you guys broke it or something!

Haha! I got it. :slight_smile:

Kelli, make sure that your browser is configured to run Java applets. In Explorer 4.0, go to View, then Internet Options, click the Advanced tab, then scroll down to Java and make sure the “Java JIT compiler enabled” check box is checked. If that doesn’t work, I can’t help.

I have no idea how to do this in Netscape or in any other version of Explorer.

The Cat In The Hat


Java Applets???* JAVA APPLETS???*

What the hell is that? A new coffee drink?

I am afraid you mistook me for one of the smart kids. :wink:

"Aint’cha gonna eat me Wolfie?

"Aint got the time, Grandma!"

Wo0t!! I did it!!! WooHoo Im an idiot!!!