How to kill fruit flies

This is awesome. I had a standard fruit fly trap set up in my kitchen: a glass with a piece of banana in it, with a funnel sitting in the top and masking tape sealing it to the glass. I had caught one fly, but at least one other was still buzzing around my kitchen, seemingly immune to the allure of rotting banana.

Then I happened to crave an Old Fashioned. As soon as I shook the bitters into my glass, two fruit flies made a beeline for it!

I replaced my banana bait with Angostura, and sure enough, I’ve got two little flies floating in there, tits-up. I don’t know if it’s because of the alcohol, or just because there wasn’t much dry “ground” for them to alight on, but this trap seems lethal. I might try putting something in as an island for them to see if I can humanely release them into the wild, as I’ve tended to do with banana traps. But in the end, I’d rather have a more attractive, yet deadly trap if I have to choose.

You don’t need to waste the bitters. Just put a glass with regular vinegar in it on the back of the counter. Works fine.

I though you caught more flies with honey than with vinegar…

I made a trap this week with a finger or so of red wine. Couple hundred fruit flies in there now.

Once you locate and get rid of whatever food the fruit flies are after, they’ll go away almost instantly. It can be tricky to find ground zero, though.

I prefer to hunt them for sport.

Liquid soap up your hands. A little on the wet side, because it’s going to dry and you’ll need to come back and re-wet it.

Walk around, spot them, snatch them out of the air. They’ll stick to the soapy liquid on your hands. Squish them to be sure. I usually then use my finger to move them to the back of my hand and keep hunting.

Every 4-5 minutes you’ll need a small amount of water to re-wet your hands, at that time you can wash the dead ones off your hands and if necessary, add a little soap.

You can just kinda walk in circles back and forth between the kitchen and bathroom, because even if you kill all of the ones in the bathroom, by the time you come back 2 minutes later, there will be more.

Hey, sometimes I’m bored…

Red wine or apple cider vinegar in a glass with a squirt of dish soap. They can’t escape the tension created by the soap.

Also yeah … Put the trash can outside, put all food in the fridge and pour some bleach down your drains and let it sit in the trap for a bit.

And punch your roommate in the face when he brings home a bunch of organic bananas that night and leaves them on the counter. Dick.

Careful, that’s a slippery slope you’re on!

I rarely have fruit flies around here, but I use this technique for catching other little flying thingies, like gnats. I find that simply wetting the hands is enough, no need for soap. Just go SNATCH and catch them and they stick.

Just channelling my inner lizard!

I just take the lazy way out and don’t clean up my wine glass with a little bit of wine in the bottom when I go to bed. In the morning, fruit fly Passchendale.

Y’all sure have a lot of bugs in yer kitchens. If I had that many, I’d freak out and call an exterminator.

It’s like they say. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like an Old Fashioned.

You would not either call an exterminator for fruit flies. I call shenanigans.

I’ve heard the recommendation to use vinegar and tried it, but seriously, a little beer or wine is the most effective thing. Leave a little beer out in the bottom of a beer bottle, and the next morning, presto, no more fruit flies.

Seriously, find the offending fruit and get rid of it. 24 hours later and you’re fly-free. (But over the last few days it took me a long time to find ground zero.)

Not so with house flies. I tried it. They were much more intrigued by my windows.

Every fall we get an infestation of these flies which are almost but not quite as small as fruit flies. There are 3 bushes outside the house which seem to correspond to their points of entry and I’m pretty sure they’re the cause but since this lasts only a couple of weeks and I’m a haphazard gardener at best I always forget until the next fall arrives.

We’re at the tail end of it right now and I am going to create a task in my calendar to rip out and replace these things next spring.

They seem to like the compost bag the same as fruit flies do but other methods don’t work the same. They seem to be attracted to white - my greatest success in eliminating them has been small amounts of water in white containers. An inch in the bathtub just about scarred me for life but slaughtered a good chunk of their population.

Any idea what type of fly this could be?

We always used etherizers in genetics class. The little melanogasters were raised in flasks, however, so you’d have to catch the flies and put them in Erlenmeyer flasks before you use the etherizer.

There’s a special place for people like you.

Inside a dog?

Dude, this is kinda creepy.

How many fruit flies can the average human adult consume before suffering ill effects?