OK, so you found a real live dancing frog in an old abandoned time capsule, and this one is legit. He will pull out a hat and cane and sing “Hello my baby” on command to any and all. Dollar signs light up in your eyes and you see this as your chance to make it rich.
The problem: today’s public is fickle and gets bored easily. A one trick dancing frog is good for a few million youtube hits, an appearance on Letterman, and if you are lucky a couple of comercials. But after that its old news, and the public will have moved on. I’m sure that scientists would be interested in studying it, but they don’t have a whole lot of cash to throw around and its not entirely clear what they could learn from it. You could ebay it and hope a rich eccentric bids on it but that would be a one shot deal and may not be enough to put keep you in the kind of life-style to which you are hoping to become accustomed long term.
So what would you do with a dancing frog?