Hey!
heh the worst thing about puberty was answering the phone and people thinking I was my mother…
Try being 6’, over 200 pounds, big, burly and bearded, and STILL, at 33, being mistaken for your mother on the phone…
Mmmm…not a good idea. The Drano will burn away tissue making you sound like Michael Jackson–then people will think you’re worse than a liar!. What you need is a buildup of vocal chord tissue in addition to loose chords.