My fearless prediction for Corey’s future - some time in the next few weeks some nobody offended by Corey’s “fame” will himself become “famous” by beating the crap out of Corey and hospitalizing him.
In an incident that recalls the gunslinger days of the wild west, this guy will be attacked in prison by “the guy who beat up the guy who beat up Corey”.
I have been hoping, hoping, hoping that this would be the only Corey-free website it seems in the world, to no avail.
This kid is a lost cause. And I fear I agree with** Don’t Ask** - it’s only a matter of time before someone decides to become infamous for beating the prat up.
Actually, thanks to the internet, I suspect he will. Ten years from now he’ll be applying for a job, and someone in the HR department will Google his name (or names) and archives of this story will pop up, no doubt along with the silly picture.
Alas - his name has already entered the language as a noun, shorthand for a bogan prat. Last night my neighbour described one of the tenants across the way (a gormless, partying, skeletal young girl) as a “Corey”