How to piss your friends off

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
1

Here’s a really funny practical joke to play on all of your druggie friends. Anyone else have others?

Lowell
A man had the good fortune to raise a healthy marijuana plant in his back yard. But then tragedy struck. He received a phone call from the authorities, saying he was busted but they would not press charges if he brought the bush into the station. Roots and all.

So he sadly hacked his 8-foot annual down and carried it into the lobby of the Sheriff’s office, where startled officers took him into custody for suspected felony cultivation.

Turns out the phone call was a prank.

2

that’s funny as shit!

When I want to piss someone off (not a friend), I’ve found that the surest ways are to insult either their driving or their dog.

3

That;s fucking assholish. You just don’t do that shit to people you know. That ther is a good way to get the ass-stuffing beat out of you, at the least.

4

Well, if I were the one who got that call, and if I’m stupid enough to believe that it’s a real phone call, I deserve whatever happens to me.

“Bring us your drugs and we won’t charge you.”

Yeah, I’m sure that really happened.

:rolleyes:

5

My bad. I ommitted the <sarcasm> tags. Should’ve been around “really funny practical joke”.

6

Well that’s just evil. I agree you would have to be pretty stupid to fall for it though.

7

Hopefully the victim, if he is no longer in jail, has acquired caller ID.

8

Oh, I knew it. I just had to make my feelings felt.