How to quickly up your post total

I’m confused…are we talking about posts on this thread?


“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian.” Dennis Wholey

mean


Launcher may train without warning.

like


Launcher may train without warning.

this?


Launcher may train without warning.

Damn you, Flood Control!

Damn you to Hell!


Launcher may train without warning.

I’m going to go get lunch in a little while. Perhaps a bagel. Do you like bagels? I sure do. Wow, bagels.


Gamera is really neat, he is full of turtle meat, we’ve been eating Gam-er-aaaa…

How Doth The Little Crocodile
by Lewis Carroll

How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale!

How cheerfully he seems to grin,
How neatly spreads his claws,
And welcomes little fishes in,
With gently smiling jaws!


Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel,
a beautiful red steam shovel.
Her name was Mary Anne.

Yup, if you wanna know about upping your post count ask Carl. I wish there was a place on here where I could discuss rising Fuel Prices…


Where’s my side of FUN!?

Kisses!
Ophy

I adamantly refuse to participate in such silliness.

Shadowfox

“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson

one…

I upped my post count. Now up yours!


Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.

two…

three…

How am I doing so far???

My post count is rising quite fast enough, thank you. I have no need to increase it by posting to this thread.

I refuse to silliness participate in such adamantly.


When all else fails, ask Cecil.

Reading the title and OP gave me a flashback to Laugh-in. The bit where Henry Gibson recites his poems.

Now I picture Carl (well, I don’t know what Carl looks like, so I am actually picturing Henry Gibson) holding a great big flower and reciting…

How to quickly increase your post count
By Carl Berry

Post count is important
on the S.D.M.B.
if you want to pad them
just ask Carl Berry

Ask about the fuel costs
then have a spaz attack
you’ll make 30 topics
and receive all kinds of flack

Thank you. (bowing)

(OK, OK, I never claimed to be a poet - stop throwing things at me)

I don’t think I should participate here; that’ll give the rest of you a chance to catch up.

I thought Mr. Berry was going to instruct us in how to disable the constricting flood control and multipost at top speed!! Shucks.


A Slightly Altered Perception of Reality…
Chrome Toaster

I don’t think it’s right to do this just to pad your post count. I would never do something like that.
Hey wait…Dammit!

just sad


Yours truly,
aha