By Carl Berry
Howdy Carl. I saw from your profile that you’re from Indiana, PA. Jimmy Stewart is my all-time favorite actor. One of these days I want to come to Indiana to check out his museum.
Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.
It doesn’t matter what they say about you, as long as they spell your name right.
So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says . . .
Dr. Watson
“Can I take that back?”
Well Beetle, I can see how you got your post count so high.
Jeffery
Could somebody kick my ass and take a crap on me? … Ooh, thanks Coldfire!
MY FISH IN NO WAY RESEMBLE A VAGINA!
Kisses!
Ophy
But does your…
Damnit, I just can’t bring myself to say it.
http://www.madpoet.com
Please hit Ctrl-A
I hit Ctrl. Now what, eh?
Damn Canadians.
ROFLMAO, MadPoet
I didn’t see you at my post party. 
…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…
Wait…how do you up your post count?
A naked blonde walks into a bar.
She’s got a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other.
She walks up, puts the poodle on the bar, looks at the bartender and says
“I think we’ll both need a drink before we get started.”
~Pucnhline courtesy of babar~
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
Pardon me there stranger, but does “post count” mean something 'round these dusty parts ? Mayhap I’ll juss ask this here question another 250 times.
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I will have nothing to do with these pad-your-post-count threads. Just so you all know.
(((Hey look, post number 543. I wonder if I made any mistakes in this post. If I did, I can post again, correcting myself, and that will add another to my count. Yeah!!! Oh shit, am I thinking in my out loud voice again? Damn!)))
No, no sir. Like I said, I will not contribute to this kind of thing…
Neither will I, DD. I’ll have nothing to do with post count padding.
Nothing, I tell you.
Nothing whatsoever.
Come on, you know you want to.
Don’t you?
It wasn’t me, honest, it’s the voices in my head.
I’ll buy that for a dollar.
You
Launcher may train without warning.