How to quickly up your post total

By Carl Berry

Howdy Carl. I saw from your profile that you’re from Indiana, PA. Jimmy Stewart is my all-time favorite actor. One of these days I want to come to Indiana to check out his museum.

Work is fine for killin’ time, but it’s a shaky way to make a living.

It doesn’t matter what they say about you, as long as they spell your name right.

So this horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says . . .
Dr. Watson
“Can I take that back?”

Well Beetle, I can see how you got your post count so high.


Could somebody kick my ass and take a crap on me? … Ooh, thanks Coldfire!



But does your…
Damnit, I just can’t bring myself to say it.
Please hit Ctrl-A
I hit Ctrl. Now what, eh?
Damn Canadians.


I didn’t see you at my post party. :frowning:

…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…

Wait…how do you up your post count?

A naked blonde walks into a bar.
She’s got a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other.
She walks up, puts the poodle on the bar, looks at the bartender and says
“I think we’ll both need a drink before we get started.”

~Pucnhline courtesy of babar~

“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”

huh? where are your words of advice?

Check out my site:
Chief’s Domain

Pardon me there stranger, but does “post count” mean something 'round these dusty parts ? Mayhap I’ll juss ask this here question another 250 times.

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I will have nothing to do with these pad-your-post-count threads. Just so you all know.

(((Hey look, post number 543. I wonder if I made any mistakes in this post. If I did, I can post again, correcting myself, and that will add another to my count. Yeah!!! Oh shit, am I thinking in my out loud voice again? Damn!)))

No, no sir. Like I said, I will not contribute to this kind of thing…

Neither will I, DD. I’ll have nothing to do with post count padding.

Nothing, I tell you.

Nothing whatsoever.

Come on, you know you want to.

Don’t you?

It wasn’t me, honest, it’s the voices in my head.

I’ll buy that for a dollar.


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