Here’s everything you need to know:
"Blues don’t travel in Saturns, Volvos, BMWs, or Sport Utility Vehicles. "
No? What about Jeep’s Blues?
Good site!
Woke up this mornin’, my woman she done gone away,
Oh I woke up this mornin’, my woman she done gone away,
found herself another man
ain’t no lovin’ for me today.
Got them hung-down, brung-down Can’t get a Hard-On Blues
Damn! I have forgotten to not become drunken again!
There’s a song on the original soundtrack of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Starlight Express - not what you’d consider a hotbed of blues experience, but it’s hysterical. A representative verse:
The first line of the blues is always sung a second time
(I say) the first line of the blues is always sung a second time
So by the time you get to the third line
You’ve had time to think of a rhyme.
All I know is you’ve gotta pay your dues if you want to play the blues, and you know it don’t come easy.