How to spend my windfall?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I got some good advice on how to spend the billions I won from the lottery (although there is still some mix up on how they drew the wrong numbers so I don’t have the cash yet) so I figured I’d get some more advice for my current windfall.

I got a $300 gift card for Amazon for Christmas. I don’t really need anything, and I’m a jerk so don’t want so spend it on anything charitable or helpful to others or the environment. I checked and Amazon doesn’t sell hookers or blow so I’m kind of stumped.

Any ideas?

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Sell it on ebay for $275?

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Then I’d have to post another thread on how to spend $275.

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Buy cool shoes. You don’t really need. That are totally inappropriate for anything you do. Or better, buy me a gift;).

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Buy a $275 Amazon voucher.

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I’m starting to think you aren’t taking this thread seriously.

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THEN hookers and blow.

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That is bordering on humanitarian, charitable, selfless, or nice… all of which I’m opposed to.

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Do you have a Kindle? If not, get one. If you do, get e-books.

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Get a Wireless Home Security Camera system so you can make sure your home is secure before the lottery figures out that screwup with the numbers and everything.

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What a horrid, awful, practical idea! :mad:
Spud, may I suggest starting with:
[ul]
[li]Toaster[/li][li]Extension cord[/li][li]Strawberry Pop-tarts[/li][li]Brick[/li][/ul]
Followed by:
[ul][li]Second toaster[/li][li]Different flavor of Pop-tarts[/li][/ul]

All to fight ignorance & for scientific purposes.

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You can hate me. That’s okay. And I promise use my gift in the most dangerous and nefarious way possible. Just so you know.
ETA but really buy a bunch of crap from Amazon and throw a party. Invite bad people.

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Did you even read your own OP? Seems to me that Mr Shine solved your problem.

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That makes me feel better. I just ordered you 5,000 firecrackers and some fake dog poop. I sent it to Beckdawrek, c/o So Ark?

It should arrive soon.

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5.1 Receiver/speaker system

If you already have a home theater setup, maybe get yourself some really nice high-end headphones.

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Boy, do I have ideas.:wink:

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I’m dull and find comfort in predictability nowadays; I’d set up a Subscribe & Save for every bit of household supply I’d think I needed more than one of in a year. Be a heck of a timesaver and maybe even free up time after the year’s up.
SNOOZEVILLE

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Buy something that can be bartered for hookers and blow.

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[quote=“Spiderman, post:11, topic:826759”]

What a horrid, awful, practical idea! :mad:
Spud, may I suggest starting with:
[LIST]
[li]Toaster.[/li][/QUOTE]
A toaster that makes selfies.

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How to spend my windfall?

Are you serious? The answer to your question is quite obvious:

[ol]
[li]Purchase a baby kinkajou … because, who doesn’t want a baby kinkajou?!?[/li][li]Use your Amazon card to buy kinkajou chow[/li][/ol]