That boy ain’t right.
He sure ain’t, no sirree bob.
I know, right? Finally, something truly interesting about the guy. (Goldman Sachs? Yawn.)
Seriously, a drag queen who worked at a call-in center? Why not?
Own it, dear boy!
If he comes onto the House floor as Kitara Ravache, I’ll move to his district and vote for him in 2024.
Perhaps he can bring his husband-to-be:
Here’s a summary of what we know, if anyone wants to catch up.
Bill Foster (an actual physicist) welcomes Santos to the Science Committee. The part about the Republicans putting him on the Science Committee is not a joke. The other committee is Small Business - that one makes much more sense given a typical Republican politician’s view of the grifting skills essential to success in a business enterprise.
That is a pretty cute way of announcing a party, admittedly.
There are not words…
Stranger
I have a few.
Lauren Boebert, Marjorie Taylor Greene, and Kitara Ravache; they need one more member to form their own Squad.
Quite the character, this George Zardoz, claiming, about a dozen years ago, his drag queen dalliances, and then defensively half-assedly summing it up as “Sue me for having a life.”
Well, too bad you can’t be sued for Trump-level lying, possibly.
Classy.
He wasn’t giving the white power sign, he was trying to flick a booger.
When they interviewed the guy whose scarf he stole, did they ask him about George’s propensity for lying?
I mean, he may be a good actor, but Fred Armison would be perfect:
I’d choose Harvey Guillen. I can never forget I’m looking at Armison.
I think Harvey Guillen portrayed him in a bit on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert last week. (SNL had Bowen Yang playing him.)
yeah, I saw it. He was pretty good and even slipped in the “A-OK” sign. I’d love for two impersonators to meet and to start accusing each other of lying.
I think Harvey Guillen should just show up at Congress, claim he’s Santos, and start voting. Sure, Santos will dispute this but given his current credibility, I feel Guillen has a shot at this. How much difference is there really between Harvey Guillen pretending to be George Santos and George Santos pretending to be George Santos?
So Dead Ringers but as a political comedy?
The latest Santos revelations.
Somebody tried to kill him:
“We have already suffered an attempt on my life, an assassination attempt, a threatening letter, having to have the police, a police escort standing in front of our house.” - George Santos
He was the victim of a crime that occurred on Fifth Avenue:
“In the middle of Fifth Avenue. And that wasn’t the worst of it. Nobody did anything, nobody did anything. The fear is real. It’s surreal what we live through here.” - George Santos
Put the pieces together, people.
“I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK? It’s, like, incredible.” - Donald Trump