Well, first, I’d pinch his bum, leer at him, and then ask rhetorically, “Hey, baby, do I make you horny?” Then I’d…
Oh, wait.
Never mind.
I would make it so girls and women would have just as intense and urgent a sex drive as boys and men have now.
The drawback is that nobody would ever get any work done.
Ah… what a trip. 
<laugh>
Damn You beat me to it. But I’m going to say it again anyway!!!
Give George Bush a Brain.