How would you describe the poster above you, based just on what they’ve posted on the Dope, to a real life friend?
This guy I sorta know, whom if I had responded to him honestly in a recent query, would have resulted in his thread getting moved to the pit.
“No idea in hell who he/she is.”
Seems nice enough. Don’t know if I’d give him/her a kidney mind you, but seems a nice enough type.
Vaguely rough-trade homosexual-sounding name, but I generally enjoy his (?) posts.
“I think he or she lives in Japan”
Igneous British bloke.
Real nice person: just adopted a very cute puppy. Addicted to vowels. 
Has a messy bedroom (don’t ask how I know). Stores IUDs in the fridge. Keeps a low profile.
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Beatles fan, sports fan, speaks jive.
His post is terse & succinct. He’s also a charter member of the SDMB.
Raised by wolves, so naturally sought a future in advertising.
Wears plaids well. Enjoys cheese omelets and romance novels.
Seems like a nice chap. Well-liked around here. Have not had the pleasure of interacting with him that much, perhaps to my detriment.
He’s an ogre I guess.
He apparently invented awesomeness. 
(gender assumed, since there’s no picture in the gallery…)
Errr, not a darn thing I’m sorry to say, although I’m guessing based on the username that she is a woman. Seems to have a bit of of a thing for TriPolar. Likes being a little quirky as evidenced by the nose on her emoticon.
He’s the source of one of my favorite trainwreck threads of all time, met him at a dopefest in Orlando.
Probably a girl.
Knowledgeable about music, and a math nerd, I think. Also a weightlifter, maybe?
Pretty hellish.