My old boss has asked me to produce some maps for a report he’s writing for the agency he has a contract with. This is a major report summarizing three years worth of data–data that is almost literally soaked with my sweat, tears, and blood. While I was working for him, I made it a focus to make all of our contract deliverables heavy with them since everyone–but especially non-scientists–grasp complex ecological information when it is presented in maps rather than in dry charts and tables. Plus, our use of geostatistics required that we make sophisticated maps, and I was at the helm of this effort, as the project manager. Not to brag, but my work was considered impressive enough that it was used as model that other contractors were strongly encouraged to follow. My boss liked this a lot, but I knew he took for granted how much work this entailed. That’s why, right before I left I took upon myself to create a training CD so that my successors could pick up where I left. I walked my boss through it, but it didn’t stick.
The problem is that it’s been almost five months and he still hasn’t found someone with a GIS background to replace me. He has a report due early next week and he needs maps. So he asked me to make a couple.
That doesn’t sound like a lot of work, but it actually is. For one thing, I don’t have ArcGIS on my computer; I have to connect to a remote server that likes to kick me off quite frequently (Citrix, how I hate thee). No matter how anal I am about saving, I still manage to lose work when this happens. The remote connection also means that the program speed is slow, so that the simplest command takes minutes to execute. The last time he asked me to make some maps (a couple of months ago), I had to stay up to one in the morning for two nights straight.
Because he’s never used the program before, he doesn’t know how it works. He doesn’t know that a single interpolation map of the Everglades is actually a composite of six smaller maps merged together, and that there’s more involved with making a map than just loading a file and pushing a button. If it was a simple cookbook process, everyone would be a GIS specialist.
So all day today I’ve been working on this stupid map. It’s a beautiful fall day and I’m sitting indoors, staring at the computer. Just like I do every day at work. Just like I’ll be doing tomorrow, too. It’s stuff like this that makes me depressed, seriously.
I know I’m whining and rambling, but I just need to know if I would be a jerk if I told my boss I don’t want to do this for him anymore, especially if I’m not getting paid. I’m going to make the two maps he’s requested because I said I would, but I have a sinking feeling that when I email him the jpgs, he’s going to politely and meekly ask if I could do something else. Maybe I’ll just ignore my emails for the next week or something.
The thing that makes it difficult is that we’re writing a paper together, a paper in which I will be first author. But he’s the “superstar”, who’s name alone will help me get published in an impressive journal. So I can’t be the asshole that I wish I could be with him.
What would you do, if you were me?