How would you react if someone in your social circle claimed to be the God of the Old Testament?

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Discuss

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Ask him why he’s off his meds again.

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If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him.

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This isn’t one of those “Need answer fast” situations is it?

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Ask him a question in Hebrew.

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Call another friend who has lots of experience with mental illness, and ask for help.

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Not at present…

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I would assume they were joking, but would be considerably alarmed about their mental health if it turned out they were serious.

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Ask him why the Jews had to endure so much shit, just to get back to Israel.

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I’d point out that today was April third already.

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I’d ask if it would spoil some vast, eternal plan if I were a wealthy man.

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But the sweetest thing of all would be to have the time one likes to sit in the synagogue and pray(and maybe have a seat by the eastern wall):slight_smile:

I love that song!

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I would call him a liar, because I am the true God of the Old Testament.

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They had better make with some miracles to prove their claim if they wanted me to believe it.

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:dubious:

I’m going to have to see some ID.

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“Then what are you doing living your shitty life?” :dubious:

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Have him swear an oath.

“So help Me, Me.”

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(In case anyone misses the reference here –

From the 1977 movie “Oh, God!” starring George Burns.)

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Ask if I could bum a joint from him.

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Based on my upbringing, I’d assume it was a trick, the influence of drugs, or disordered thinking caused by a stroke that led me to believe I had a social circle.