Stage a wedding between a purported gay man and a male dog in a state that has approved gay marriage. Dress the dog in a modified Vera Wang, and the man has to wear a leather slave outfit with his ass cheeks exposed and a ball gag.
Make sure the priest/priestess conducting the marriage is a female Wiccian. At the end show the man leaving the church crawling on his hands and knees being led by the dog with the lease in this mouth. Show the man stating he is working with geneticists in South Korea to allow him and the dog to have man-dog children which the dog will carry to term in an artifical womb to be implanted into the dog’s body.
You must be new to the boards, since you’ve clearly missed my endless idle polls in this subforum. But then you also missed my Evil Overlord phase, so on balance you come out ahead.
I haven’t a ghost of whisper of an iota of a scintilla of a jot of a shadow of opposition to SSM. Well, that’s not entirely true; I don’t think government should be in the business of solemniziing marriage at all, actually. But if we’re going to solemnize heterosexual marriage, we should accord equal rights to gays.
