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Before Toma Petre’s relatives pulled his body from the grave, ripped out his heart, burned it to ashes, mixed it with water and drank it, he hadn’t been in the news much
This is just the most interesting story I’ve seen in a long time.
Maybe they were hungry? 
Or insane.
Man, why can’t I get an interesting investigation like that??
How quaint… insane but quaint. I wonder if they have vampire slayings as part of tourism there, like a Hawaiian vacation has a luau.
“Here’s your necklace of garlic, a cross, and some ash of vampire heart we just fired up. Pinic tables are set up across the running stream. Mind the large holes in the ground from the coffin digging and sorry for the blood splatter from our more recent undead.”
Bloody, with stake.
Had to be done.
No way dude. You ever try heart water?
High as an Effing kite man.
The coming down is a real bitch though. But Sooooo worth it.
Good to know…good to know.
I only drink vampire ashes mixed with Dasani.
I like my vampires like I like my women.
Um, cold, pale, sucking the life from you…
I prefer the puppy-dog-with-bad-teeth variety, myself.
[Bad Bob] Blue! [/Bad Bob]
Gheorghe, don’t you know it hurts my heart when you call me a vampire?