If you’ve been lurking awhile you know my usual greeting is simply “hiya”, but you have already proven to put a smile on my face so you will get a WELCOME outta me.
Welcome, Bibliovore. Seems so far that you’ll fit right in.
Hey there, bibliovore! What took you so long?! We’ve been waiting and WAITING.
Anyway, you’re here at last. Hope you brought pie. Preferably pecan.
Love, Kn*ckers
If usernames are any indication, you and bibliophage will be great compatriots.
Welcome aboard!
Another Biblio-person!
::waves hi::
Here’s a picture of me - I’m the small tree finch.
Welcome!
Wow! Seriously overwhelmed by all the welcomes, guys! I doubt I’ll ever get this much attention on the boards again, so I guess I’ll make the most of it while it lasts…
First off, apologies to all y’all for not responding sooner. I was originally posting from work, and then left to go to my martial arts class. I’m now exhausted and battered and typing this from home, although the swelling does seems to be making things a tad tricky…
Um…okay, in order:
Jonathan Chance, I wasn’t ignoring you on purpose, honest! It just took me so long to write my last post (whilst pretending to actually work) that you’d already beaten me to it before I hit “submit”. A bit more training sharpening my ninja-like reflexes should solve that soon enough. So don’t beat up on me in that Dip game.
Gazelle from Hell, thanks! Your username 'ain’t too shabby either. Puts me in mind of a sinful springbok or something, that earned eternal damnation by telling all the predators which members of the herd were sick in order to save it’s own skin. “See that one over there? Yeah, him. He’s got a gimpy knee, so you want to go in low, 'kay?” Oh, and I was wracking my brains trying to come up with cool usernames, and some of the other contenders were SlaveZero (after a video game character), or Carnivore, after my preferred eating habits.
World Eater, (another seriously cool username) Brands! Pah! I laugh at your brands! I chew barbed wire for fun, so bring on the pain, baby! Just make sure and have the smelling salts at the ready in case I do something wussy like pass out.
FairyChatMom, Treat me nice and you can have all the chocolates you want. Do you like coconut? 'Cuz I’ve got plenty of those. How about the ones with the coffe beans on them?
Morgainelf Yup, been lurking for a loooong time now. Long enough to know who I don’t like, and who I’d like to know better…
Lola - I’m the baddest assassin there is! And jujyfruits are essential in my line of work - that fruity goodness helps focus the mind when performing precise nerve holds, plus if you have a lot of them, they can be mushed together to form an emergency flotation device. Trust me on this. Saved my life more than once.
ShirleyUjest - Honoured to have you post in my thread! And I already have a cool band name - “The Chocolate Covered Cofee Beans”. Feel free to use it, but if they get big, I get 10%.
Cervaise Thanks again. Yours sounds pretty familiar, like the name of a philosopher or mathematician, but I can’t quite place it. Where’s it from?
NoClueBoy That’s pretty surreal. Cool, but surreal. And I’m not talking to you…
Um, who’s Faux Pas?
cadolphin - Thanks for the Welcome, and glad I made you smile! What was it I said?
white lightning looking forward to the Diplomacy Game. I’ve got my “Innocent victim” schtick down pat - think anyone will fall for it?
Kn*ckers - Oh please! I just have to know - is it Knickers or Knockers? Tell me and I’ll give you pie! Pie good! Mmmmm, pie…pie, pie, pie! (uh, you were referring to weeble and bob, right? Otherwise I’ll just look like a moron with a pie fetish).
Beadalin Yup, sounds like it. Since we both enjoy devouring books so much, I’m sure we’l bump into each other over at Cafe Society.
BiblioCat ::shyly waves hi back:: Your username reminds me of one of my cats, who ia also an avid reader. He’ll stretch out along the back of the sofa and read over my shoulder, and cough pointedly whenever I turn a page he’s not through with. I hate it when he does that.
Darwin’s finch Thanks for the welcome. I’m sure there was a site somewhere with pictures of prominent dopers. In fact I remember it distinctly because some of the lady dopers were pretty hot. Gotta find that link!
'Zat everyone? Yes? Good. It’s late and I think I’ve run out of my daily quota of wit and charm, so I’m going to haul my tired and bruised (yet muscular and very single) bod into bed. I don’t think I’ll be trying any more marathon posts like this in the future, but feel free to ask questions. I’ll be happy to answer them all.
Till then, it’s g’night all. I’m off to dream of pie and affectionate young women.
Hey, welcome. Good to see another biblio type person around.
Bibliovore, welcome to the boards! I like your username… reminds me of a voracious bookworm. (which is what I used to be described as… now, I don’t know…) 
Now, to be officially considered a Doper extraordinaire… you seem to be doing very well for yourself. However, you must tell me your birthday… that will result in mad props of gratitude from me.
F_X
Saluton, Bibliovore, and welcome to the boards! I’ll reiterate my usual Advice to Beginners (if I can find it):
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Ah. Here it is. I had to move the vat of whipped cream.
You may also wish to inquire about the Cabal.
[sub]When do we let him know about the salad tongs?[/sub]
Treat you nice? Obviously you haven’t been paying that close attention as you’ve lurked. I am nice, dagnabbit! That’s like my trademark - nice and kind and gentle and all that crap. Ask anybody!
And, no, I’m not a fan of coconut or coffee-related stuff (except maybe Kahlua) Best bets are caramels, nuts, and cherries, and I’m especially fond of Lindt truffles [sub]mmmmmmmmmmmm amaretto truffles[/sub] but I’ve also been known to enjoy the products from Hershey, PA. Are you taking notes? This is important - it’s been known to show up on pop quizzes.
Hey, how you doing?
Err, hold on a sec,
::dashes off to find a notepad and pen::
Right…
Caramels…uh-huh…nuts…check…cherries…truffles…riiiiight…
…and Hershey’s as a last resort.
::finishes diligent scribbling::
Okey-Dokey, I’ve got all that down. I’ll keep it for reference until I need you to back me up on something in GD.
ummmm, something else you failed to notice - I don’t go into GD. Too much thinking makes my head hurt!!
My birthday?
Sure, my birthday is the 21st of November, and I like German Sports Cars and Japanese Stereos, so start saving.
I’ve got a bunch of other biography-type details, and I’'ll put them here until I update my profile:
Age: 27
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Single (was engaged, but broke up six months ago)
Interests: Reading (well, duh!), Movies, Video games, Eating out, Martial Arts, guns, religion and current affairs.
Favorite movies: Bladerunner, Unforgiven, Seven Samurai. LOTR Is also right up there. Big fan of Kurasawa (his early stuff), Ridley Scott, and Hitchcock.
Favorite Authors (sci-fi): William Gibson, Ian Banks, China Mieville, Neil Gaiman, Alfred Bester, Heinlein, and too many more to mention here
Favorite Authors (Fantasy): Robin Hobb, David Gemmel,Tolkien, Terry Pratchett.
I also really enjoy reading about History. I’m currently reading about the Third Crusade with Richard the Lionheart and Saladin, but I also enjoy anything about Islamic Historyand Renaissance Italy, especially Leonardo Da Vinci, Michelangelo, and Macchiavelli
Sports: Used to play football at high school and college, but nothing since then. Still shoot a few hoops with my friends on weekends now and then, but I’ve currently re-joined a Jujitsu class after a year-long hiatus. i don’t really watch sports, life is just too short.
Um, that’s all I can think of at the moment. I fully expect this thread to die a poignant and graceful death, but before it does, feel free to ask me anything. Go on, I’m really very interesting, so make with the questions, dammit!
yours,
Biblio(reaping as much attention as is decently possible)vore
Yes, that was a Weeble and Bob reference (there was an embedded Star Trek reference in there, too, but you’d have to be a hard-core nerd to get it). As for my username, the asterisk stands for whatever you want it to - I have no preference on the matter. You could replace it with any old thing you want(“A”, “R”, the complete works of Robert Frost, your VCR owner’s manual, the list goes on), and it would be just ducky with me.
Punctuation is fun!
And since you encouraged us to ask you questions (Ooh, ooh, an “Ask The…” thread!!), I’ve go one:
Whereabouts are you, in the world (besides right behind me, I mean)?
Love, Kn(this space available)ckers
Gotta love that asterisk! I think that, in my heart, you’ll always be either Knickers or Knockers, depending on how naughty I’m feeling at the time.
As for my location, I’m living in the UK. More precisely in the South-East. Think posh leafy neighborhoods and Royal Ascot Racing week.
Bibliovore, I’ve made a note of your birthday ) ), and I’d have to say that the cost of shipping a German sports car or a Japanese stereo (besides the actual cost of the thing itself) would be a bit… prohibitive. But are you going to be content with a wish in November? (Nov. 21… easy to remember, as it’s my friend Cindy’s fake birthday… don’t ask, long story)
I like reading, as well… but not science fiction stuff. Though you never know, I might just get into it.
F_X
My name is the sound of love landing softly for the first time in a person’s soul. It is the broken exclamation of a lonely housecat. It is the name of despair sent wordlessly over the telephone, and the touch of wind on the eye when one sees a beautiful piece of art. It is the tension in the wings of a butterfly at rest, and the shape of a falling teardrop, and the infinitesimal flicker of genuine life in the flare of a struck match. It is the pause before the consummation of a brilliant witticism; it is the taste of your grandmother’s wisdom in your mother’s best meal. My name is the silence between songs of longing on a tape compiled by a heartbroken adolescent, and the color of dew on a spiderweb, and the distance from your dusty feet to the sky. It is the ache of the words one doesn’t know are the last to be spoken to a lover, and it is the unbridled joy of those spectacularly rare moments where one is unexpectedly and entirely without fear or pain. My name is nothing, and it is everything.
Actually, I dunno, my brother made it up.
**cervaise ** You just rock! If you were a product, I’d buy you in a heart beat.