How's Al Franken's Senate bid going?

Where’s that?

The Vatican.

Don’t blame me! I voted for Desenex!

No regrets. The Pulvapies Admin was a whore for the special interests.

But, the Lizard Men are real! (And ya gotta love their health-care-reform plan!)

Thank goodness Desenex came back for a rematch and later he could declare…

Victory over the feet!

d&r…

Our indictments and warrants staff are currenly on vacation. However, we are hopeful that you are fully aware of the demands of decency, and can avail yourself of a rope without further urging and instruction. While we do not doubt there is a paucity of trees in Arizona, we are confident that there are sufficient lamposts, as one is all that is required.

As to the matter at hand, there is rumor and chatter afloat that the Court will deliver its judgement sometime today.

When the hell is the MNSC going to rule? What’s the hold up?

Rumor volat.

Politics In Minnesota is reporting that two sources have told them the ruling will come today.

If it goes for Coleman, Minnesota will be ablaze with mild consternation.

Gotta make it look like they’ve given the matter deep, serious thought first.

I don’t think so.

Grumble, grumble.

People could get irked, or possibly even peeved.

They’ve even been known to write strongly worded letters to the newspaper in some circumstances.

I notice they didn’t outright deny it, though. The spokeperson for the Court is just saying they haven’t issued any notifications to counsel. My impression from the PIM blog was that their info was maybe coming from the clerks, though.

Still, I’ll assume it was a false alarm. Amy Klobuchar’s prediction about the 4th of July sounds plausible to me.

Occasionally, they post somewhat upset sounding rants on message boards. <innocent look>

For the truly obsessed, you can check here several times an hour:

http://www.courts.state.mn.us/?page=230

…unlike every other prediction by Amy Klobuchar. Good thing she’s in Congress - she’d starve to death if she were a soothsayer.

After a little study of the issue, I accept the reality of Lizard Men and applaud the bravery of the young man who voted for them.

I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords. As a reasonably smart individual, may I suggest being put to work designing new heating rocks, rather than slaving away at the fly and cricket farms?

Sssssss. The heating rocks are solar powered and freely available. No improvment is possible. Get back to work.

This is just the kind of lazy, stand-pat defeatism that has held back the Lizard Men for so long. Rise up, my friends! Demand progress from our reptilian leadership!