It should be perfectly obvious that swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and reflected the light from Venus.
Right, Edgar?
Where’s Edgar?
It’s UNICRON!!!
It’s a black hole that just ate some bad matter and is now throwing it back up. Once it finds a nice grass-covered planet to munch on it’ll be okay.
The only grass-covered planet I know of is…
:: looks around ::
…right here. Oh noooo!!!
It’s Phssthpok. He’s bored, he’s tired of tree-of-life, and he’s hungry. As soon as he finds out that we’re not his species . . .
It’s just a streetlamp.
Michael Bolton’s career?