Snort
…oh look… and theres my keys too!!
Did they find any socks or Tupperware lids in there too?
Damn, all the good lines were posted before I could. The only thing worse than that is making a cool movie reference so someone who hasn’t seen the movie. Sunday my main squeeze says she’s having sea bass for dinner. “Mutated, ill tempered sea bass?” I chime in. She gives me the “gonna trade you in for someone less flippin’ bizarre” look. <sigh>
Dammit, JB! Dammit, dammit, dammit…
Stomps away in frustration.
Cheese Head, I can’t believe you posted about this when, according to the link at the bottom of the page, THE PEPSI DRINKING PIG IS MISSING!
(deep breath, try again…)
“If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
But if that fish has an big, mean, older brother…”
Thank you, thank you
::humbly bows to avoid fish flying at his head::
…was there a frickin’ laserbeam attached to it’s head?..
Q: What do you get if you cross a north icelandic cod with a sperm whale?
::drum roll::
A: The Cod Almighty.
So the fish eats the man, and the man becomes part of the fish. If you eat the fish, it is cannibalism?
Kinda gives the phrase “Fuck 'um and Feed them Fish Heads” a whole new twist, doesn’t it?
A new Discovery Channel commercial!
“Hello partially eaten human.”
. . . Cod works in mysterious ways . . .
The question is, was the head AWARE that it was inside a fish? Had ratiocination ceased?
(Would that be considered a thread hijack, or a thread combination, or what?)
One can just imagine the last thoughts of the poor man: “I’m in a fish, coddammit!”
Did they find kellibelli’s missing black undies?
Did you hear the story about the BIG GAY COD: He bit the head off a submarine and ate all the seamen.
hehe
Gee, eating a submarine’s head should leave a bad taste in his mouth…
fish head fish head, roly poly fish head
Original version:
Here’s to the town of Boston
Home of the bean and the cod
Where the Cabots speaking only to Lowells
And the Lowells speak only to God.
Revised version:
Here’s to the land of Austraila
Where human heads are found inside cod.
The Teaming Millions make jokes about it.
But nobody has found the bod.
Everybody’s a comedian. I’m glad that head wasn’t a Cheese Head.
That poor guy–what a way to go.
You know, theres a “giving head/smells like fish” punchline in there somewhere, but I’m far to dignified to say it.